I dumped him (nicely) wibu?

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'You're only the 3rd person I've ever been inside' - said to me whilst dtd!!!!!! That little gem came from a 54yo man I've been dating for the last month. It was an unwarranted bit of info. I was like wtf????? Who talks like that? Instant passion killer. He was doing ok until that point. It was the 'been inside' bit that really put me off.

And if that wasn't enough, he had a collection of over 50 pairs of winklepickers - yes really. And he bought me 6 pairs of lacey white stockings to wear.. bleurghhhh. Tell me I'm not alone & that that'd make your toes curl too.

None of that would make me dump someone if I really liked them

YANBU. Reminds me of a bloke who said 'that was quite nice' after DTD then got dressed & left so he could go to confession the next morning.

Ew.

I'm only amazed it got to the being inside you point in the first place......

YANBU!

Cringe!

Better than when an ex told me, mid sex, that I was "about the sixtieth" person he'd slept with.

No idea if it was true but it was a turn off.

Is he an ageing goth OP? That’s a lot of winklepickers

Ugh that's awful.

Laughing at "that was quite nice"

My exboyf used to say "good job" afterwards.

Lacey white stockings? That's him gone.

Nope. If it’s not happening it’s not happening and the ‘been inside’ comment would’ve caused said insides to shrivel up.

Ewwww!!

Eeeew, I’d have dried and shrivelled up so quickly at that comment that he’d be stuck “inside” for a good while.

I was told once that I was better in bed than he expected. WTF?

Cringe

No wonder he has only been inside 3 people

Said to my friend during a stand up session
"What a beautiful union '
Whilst looking down!!

I had to google winkle pickers . I'm a bit disappointed, I had in my mind that they were some kind of men's "sexy" underwear .

YANBU though, the "been inside" comment would have made me cringe. Who says stuff like that?!

I’m sorry that would have given me the giggles and I would have then lost it laughing! (Not because he’s only had sex with two people prior)

'You're only the 3rd person I've ever been inside' - said to me whilst dtd!!

I'd have stopped him right there and ended it. bloody weirdo

😂😂oh goodness.
I'd have ended it too.

is he my ex, I was number 2 I think lol

Ew that made me physically cringe reading that!!

"I'm riding you like a little pony" - never forgot that. He didn't get a second chance!

the other cringe-making one was a deliberately husky "so deep, so deep within you ..."