I dumped him (nicely) wibu?

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'You're only the 3rd person I've ever been inside' - said to me whilst dtd!!!!!! That little gem came from a 54yo man I've been dating for the last month. It was an unwarranted bit of info. I was like wtf????? Who talks like that? Instant passion killer. He was doing ok until that point. It was the 'been inside' bit that really put me off.

And if that wasn't enough, he had a collection of over 50 pairs of winklepickers - yes really. And he bought me 6 pairs of lacey white stockings to wear.. bleurghhhh. Tell me I'm not alone & that that'd make your toes curl too.

I had a guy tell me I was surprisingly good for an old bird. The fucking cheek

I'm utterly at 'DRINK FROM MY FOUNTAIN' I nearly spat my tea out laughing..

I wonder if any man ever has? If I did I must have just kept soldiering on.

"Hold on, the teddies can't see us from this angle" would probably do it. Alternatively, I would think starting up a conversation about grocery shopping would be a passion killer.

Dying laughing at this thread!

I had an ex and my god I hope his now wife isn't on here.. As he was ' finishing' he used to sing ' I'm coming up'.. Passion killer.
That relationship didn't last long lol. It was weird beyong belief.

i want to breathe in your scent

That’s a bit ‘silence of the lambs’ please don’t tell me he followed it up with ‘it rubs the lotion on it’s skin...’ 😂

Ewwww Anti climax

I’ve name changed for this:-

Having sex with a guy for the first and only time, all going good and he says ‘Do you own a vibrator?’, so I say ‘Yes’. He smiles and says ‘Go and get it and shove it up my arse’........🤦‍♀️ I went and got his clothes instead.

I know during sex you want your toes to curl, but pure embarrassment isn't usually the best method.

Years ago, in the midst of foreplay the guy broke into his own version of a popular boy-band song he'd written about his cock.

The words were suprisingly apt (and not in a good way).

The whole "you're the 3rd person I've been inside" DURING sex - definitely a turn off so YANBU. But if we're just talking about it, I find "Being inside you" kind of a turn on - at least more than "make love" or, my absolute worse, "fucking you".

I had an ex who used to say, "God I love fucking you" and it just made the whole thing feel a bit sordid. One of the reasons he's an ex!

What the hell is a winklepicker??!

What IS the best way to describe sex though?

LOL AT fruityfruits01

You really couldnt make that one up;!

What the hell is a winklepicker

Permit moi!

it is or was a very pointed shoe usually worn by Teddy Boys in the Fifites.

save you looking that up its here;

The Teddy Boys or Teds were a mainly British subculture of young men wearing clothes partly inspired by the styles worn by dandies in the Edwardian period, which Savile Row tailors had attempted to re-introduce in Britain after the Second World War

Soz minor cottection needed;!

Winklepicker shoes, inspired by the Poulaines worn by the medieval French nobility,were a conspicuous contrast to the brothel creepers worn by Teddy Boys. The male shoes were lace-up Oxford style with a low heel and an exaggerated pointed toe. A Chelsea Boot style (elastic-sided with a two-inch, and later as much as two-and-one-half-inch, Cuban heel) was notably worn by the Beatles but although it had a pointed toe, was not considered to be a winklepicker. Winklepicker shoes from Stan's of Battersea were also worn by the Teddy Girls as well as being a fleeting fashion for young women generally.

To be fair, some men are blessed with naturally sexy voices and others really aren't.

Someone with a voice like the dearly departed Alan Rickman could read the phone book and it would still be a turn on. It's less about what is being said and more about the delivery.

@returnofthecat - now I'm imagining Alan Rickman in winklepickers saying in his best velvety voice, "You're the third woman I've been inside...."

V disappointed that winklepickers isn't as dirty as I imagined!

great thread wipes tear

*Years ago I slept with a bloke I met online who once we were almost ready to DTD told me " I'd like to stretch your pussy!"

One look at his cock & a ‘well now, that’s optimism if I ever heard it’ would have sorted that twat out.

I Think the rudest comment ever was a ONS who said he ‘preferred his women smaller so he could throw them around more’ I was not quite 5ft & barely 7 stone in those days. Only children were really any smaller and it just made me feel sick. Not to mention he hadn’t exactly complained the night before or the following morning! 🙄 Twat.

First time with a really fit guy, who was charming and everso gorgeous with the twinkliest blue eyes and loads of curly blond hair and a fab bod: as he was going hard at it, he started shouting 'uh uh uh fucking bitch!' with his eyes tightly closed which was very erotic indeed for little ole me to hear, as you can imagine. Had to fake it I'm afraid, to get it over and done with. Ditched him the next day, and he wasn't very gracious about that either.

He's fat and bald now

I'm in the car with DH pissing myself.

Men haven't got a chance have they 😂

Personally it takes a lot to weird me out, I'm quote confident so more likely to instruct them to shut the fuck up and carry on.

I do like a good experienced man though. I don't care if they arent an expert, but I do like confidence and strong hands. Nothing wimpy, strong strong hands and wrists

Off to reread the penetration man thread.

gokart - that reminds me of the Sex in the city episode where Charlotte sleeps with the Kyle McLachlan character for the first time and he shouts "you fucking bitch, you fucking whore!" every time he comes

Ha this reminds me of a guy I went on a date with.
He was nice enough but I suspected he was somewhere on the spectrum. Decided to see how it went on a second date and we went for a walk and he told me that his friends had told him that because we were on a second date he had to finger me.

We never made it to the 3rd date.

I’m literally crying with laughter at these. Classic thread.

Years ago, in the midst of foreplay the guy broke into his own version of a popular boy-band song he'd written about his cock.

The words were suprisingly apt (and not in a good way).

I need more detail about this!!!!

Does anyone have a link to the penetration thread? Must have missed this one first time...

No wonder he has only been inside 3 people