I dumped him (nicely) wibu?

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'You're only the 3rd person I've ever been inside' - said to me whilst dtd!!!!!! That little gem came from a 54yo man I've been dating for the last month. It was an unwarranted bit of info. I was like wtf????? Who talks like that? Instant passion killer. He was doing ok until that point. It was the 'been inside' bit that really put me off.

And if that wasn't enough, he had a collection of over 50 pairs of winklepickers - yes really. And he bought me 6 pairs of lacey white stockings to wear.. bleurghhhh. Tell me I'm not alone & that that'd make your toes curl too.

The Steve I know does occasionally and I've heard him give himself encourage when he's doing sports - 'Nice on mate'!

Apparently the running commentary when he gets frisky is constant not just the odd comment.

My ex used to start grunting, muttering such treasures as “come on! Let’s get that right in there!” Like he was stuffing a chicken. Silly bastard couldn’t even get it up half the time so it was rare he was getting anything “in” anywhere.

If you were asked who you think would be better in bed, a virgin or someone who has been with 10 people, I'm sure who you'd guess.

Well they wouldn't necessarily be a virgin for very long, and sometimes it's fun teaching someone. Whereas an arrogant and self-assured man who thinks he knows it all because you're his 10th? Nope, not interested.

Nice one, mate

Put it there, son

Is Steve from hull? I also think I know him 😂

During sports everyone does, if not out loud then in their head. I'm betting I've even said to myself during sex 'yeh keep doing that, you're doing it right'. Don't think I ever said it out loud and I definitely didn't do it in third person. Constantly. This is a strange image that I'm sure next time I have sex will come into my head. If I start laughing during my next escapade then I blame this thread.

Thanks for that.

"You're only the 3rd person I've ever been inside" would make my wonder if he was bi.

I had a boyfriend who used to ask if I wanted to "do rumpy pumpy".
I'll bet he used to read the "Daily Telegraph".

@Belenus I get what you're saying, most definitely. Also any man thinking he is going to be able to please the next woman because he's been with 10 isn't paying enough attention. However as a personal preference I'd prefer a woman who has some experience in pleasing a man when it comes to jumping in bed. I remember being old enough to have sex with virgins or the inexperienced, it wasn't great from either side.

Was there any relevant conversation leading up to his comment or was it completely out of the blue information?

I just can't imagine what possessed him to say it.

Oh god, reminds me of someone I dated very briefly who called his penis Mr Pinky. Completely turned me off.

Trebe just don't mention it. Nobody wants to know. If anyone asks, simply say with a smile that it doesn't matter you’d rather not say.

Laughing at Steve and rumpy pumpy

I once had someone ask if he could ‘make love’ to me. He had the body and face of a god so I agreed. He then proceeded to take off his clothes slowly and fold them up neatly on a chair. What followed was the quietest sex Ive ever had. He thanked me (10 minutes) after.

@Unburnished I don't believe I have ever mentioned except to someone who has asked.

I once knew an idiot that used to say rumpy pumpy What a ridiculous person he was, too.

I will admit to saying rogering. Oh the shame.

Belenus: The most mechanistic sex I've had has been with men who have had a lot of experience with a lot of different women so think they are brilliant, but they aren't. The best sex I've had has been with someone who genuinely cares for me and for whom sex is meaningful

"What I've learned as a man about sex in this thread. Keep my god damn mouth shut in bed."

Trebe, I'm pmsl while thinking that's probably the best way!

To continue (must have pressed post by mistake).

Quite agree Belenus, with every word.

@Trebe not mentioning how many is your best bet, I don't care how many partners a man has had, if we're having sex I damn well better be the only woman he is thinking about! Even if its just banging, it'd feel like being compared and that's a real turn off.

I had an ex once who whispered in my ear "I've wanked a lot today, its going to take me ages to cum" it did not even take ages.

Thanks, BlueRussian. It might be cliched, but it's just so different when they are actually interested in you, as a person.

A friend once had a guy say to her during foreplay

"Right, let's loosen you up shall we ?"

I'm feeling rather sorry for Trebe and picturing an unfortunate case of coitus interruptus in their future.

"Right, let's loosen you up shall we ?"

That would probably make my hymen re-grow.

God that made me clench my vagina tight so hard and fast he’d have lost his member and never been ‘inside’ someone again!

I met a weird guy who had wide feet but wore winklepickers (I thought it must have been very uncomfortable).
I don't suppose he was a vegetarian called John 😂