I dumped him (nicely) wibu?

[BustedToaster]

'You're only the 3rd person I've ever been inside' - said to me whilst dtd!!!!!! That little gem came from a 54yo man I've been dating for the last month. It was an unwarranted bit of info. I was like wtf????? Who talks like that? Instant passion killer. He was doing ok until that point. It was the 'been inside' bit that really put me off.

And if that wasn't enough, he had a collection of over 50 pairs of winklepickers - yes really. And he bought me 6 pairs of lacey white stockings to wear.. bleurghhhh. Tell me I'm not alone & that that'd make your toes curl too.

Reminds me of a bloke from years ago who'd say - in a crooning sing song voice, like a little child - ' how are you my erotic little friend. I'm going to have you purring like a kitten as a roar like a lion'

I didn't purr

He also once shit himself as we were walking to the shops one day but that's a whole other story

Thumbs down on Mr. Winklepicker.

Omg BatFacedGirl tellnus more! Start another thread?

you won’t be laughing when you’ve got no teeth

@SunsetBeetch well I'll tell you more but not start another thread My mate in real life recognised me on here as it was and sent me a message saying ' go on then, which one was it that shit himself?' 😂

Tears streaming down my face 😂😂😂

My ex answered a call from his mother mid-sex once. And talked to her.

Just one of many red flags I foolishly ignored...

A guy I was seeing when i was younger told me he was going to bring me home and scuttle the arse of me. My arse to this day remains unscuttled.

@SeasideSoul My husband and I both refer to it as “rumpy pumpy” AND “rogering”, though in a tongue-in-cheek kinda way. Tongue in something anyway...

@MysweetAudrina just laughed out loud at that

I've just requested this to go in Classics

Reminds me of the anecdote about Tom Baker. Apparently at the point of penetration he would say 'Tom's going to put it in now'

If it were me, Tom most certainly wouldn't be putting it anywhere!

I once dated someone who called it 'boom boom'

@MyGastIsFlabbered Was his pick up line something like this: “Hey baby. I'd like to talk to you. How about coming back to my room for a little boom boom?”

Did he “dig your dynamite”?

Did you know he “likes to bite”?

So many questions...

Years ago I found myself downing the night with a guy I knew from the local pub. We were both at a bit of a loose end on Christmas Eve so I went back to his and we started what seemed like the most amazing sexual experience I had ever had. He killed it dead after a while by telling me how deep he wanted to be inside me to he could impregnate me, right in the womb

He lived remotely and all out local taxis finished at 1am so I was indeed stuck there with him for about her few hours.

He definitely did not impregnate me 🙈

I had someone high 5 me after shagging

I slept with someone that would fist pump the air & shout out "yes" after shagging, then roll over & curl up into the foetus position and fall asleep sucking his thumb.

Judge away I have no regrets the sex was great

Tympanic

I didn't know he called it boom boom 💥 until we'd been shagging dating for some time. It didn't last much longer afterwards 😀

@MyGastIsFlabbered

Just in case you feel like reliving those explosive old days.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-JcwdhozpNs