I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

[BrinkPink]

Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

the very idea!

Are you ok hun?

Oh dear god no, I know it’s an evening of political upheaval and farce but let’s not go there

I thought I might too at one point but decided I didn’t. I mean, can you really imagine making passionate love with him? His hair!

He'd be mr missionary with no foreplay.

Clearly not ok! I can’t look at him without having THAT very idea.

I used to have a crush on Michael Gove when I was at school and he was a Times columnist. No judgement here

I think you need to see a doctor. That is all.

Oh. My. Good. God.

Why!?

Eeeeeeesh!!!!
YBVVVU!

I find the thought of him as an object of lust deeply upsetting

This is deeply disturbing. Book yourself into counselling right away!

Surely this thread calls for one of those MNHQ compassionate interventions where they post details of helplines, etc. and urge the OP to seek rl support.

He'd be mr missionary with no foreplay

I have a weird feeling he’d be the opposite...very NON vanilla.

YABVU!

Holy Moses you’re welcome to the hypocritical scum bag.
He’s my local mp, can you tell.

Is that you Mrs Rees-Mogg?

The very idea that there is another woman in the world who would be willing to allow this horrid little weasel anywhere near her....no. Just no.

I know someone else who fancies him, so you're not entirely alone!

He's how I picture Adrian Mole to look as an adult.

Holy Moses OP!

Some people are still having their tea and you're posting this sort of nonsense?!

Oh my god was your mouth out woman.
He makes me quite ill.

Sweet mother of jayzus get yourself to a nunnery for gods sake!!!

He is vile.

Lord Snooty. Yuck🤢

Wash!

YABVU