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More of a WWYD - Naked wanking neighbour

184 replies

LittleMissPetty · 14/07/2018 21:00

Hi everyone sorry I'm posting here for traffic.

A month ago a couple moved into the house two doors down from me ("MNN" - male new neighbour). Other than an acknowledging nod in passing I have never spoken to them.

One night a couple of weeks ago I came home at about 10.30 at night and MNN was stood in his lounge window with the lights on, curtains wide open and butt naked. I saw everything. I thought it may have been an accident i.e it's late at night and he's just walking around naked (although the way I drive in to my parking space my lights would have shone right in his window Hmm ).

Then another night I came home at about 10.30 again and there was someone having extremely loud sex - it was a hot night so everyone had their windows open. As I got home my 13yo DD was closing her window to block out the sex noises. (In fairness I cannot say whether it was definitely the new neighbours but I did do the obligatory mumsnet clap when they finished Grin ).

Then last week my NDN (between me and new neighbours) told me that his cleaner had been in his kitchen in the middle of the day and MNN had been in his own garden at the top naked and wanking. MNN saw the cleaner and rather than looking sheepish and running inside he kept going only harder Hmm .

I have just got back from picking DD up from a party and, driving into our parking area where we have to look straight at new neighbours' house, MNN was in his bedroom, window open, curtains open wanking away. DD noticed it and even commented saying "is that really necessary".

I do wish I had shouted at the time "close your curtains" but it didn't occur to me at the time.

If it weren't for my NDN's story about his cleaner I would assume it was just carelessness but tonight it was almost as if he had deliberately positioned himself so anyone driving up or walking past would see. I don't think I feel comfortable knocking and asking them to ensure curtains are closed as it's just me and DD so don't want to draw specific attention to us - particularly as he can see into our garden and it just feels creepy tbh. Their house is rented so at least they may not be there permanently.

WWYD?

OP posts:
Smellbellina · 14/07/2018 21:02

Urgh report him to the police

Maelstrop · 14/07/2018 21:03

Speak to the landlord. That’s outrageous.

Teachtolive · 14/07/2018 21:03

Report it to the police? Surely it counts as indecent exposure!

HoleyCoMoley · 14/07/2018 21:03

I wouldn't post on here, speak to 101 if you think they are being offensive.

Shadow1986 · 14/07/2018 21:03

Call 101 and report it. He’s exposing himself on purpose.

Mokepon · 14/07/2018 21:04

Call the cops.
He's doing it for a reaction. He's a perv.

Bananalanacake · 14/07/2018 21:04

He must be doing it to get a reaction. So don't give him one.sorry. not sure what to sugģest.

Bluelady · 14/07/2018 21:04

I think that's gross indecency. I'd definitely call the police - first time I've ever said that on here.

KittyVonCatsworth · 14/07/2018 21:05

Hmmm, I’m not normally one for doing the ‘call 101’ thing but this seems to be lewd behaviour that’s effecting a lot of people. He’s an exhibitionist but it’s not on. I’d log it with the police.

TestingTestingWonTooFree · 14/07/2018 21:05

Police

PeakPants · 14/07/2018 21:06

Definitely report it. That is gross and he is exposing himself to a child. It's definitely on purpose as well.

FannyFaceAche · 14/07/2018 21:07

Definite pervert alert. If he's enjoying shocking people, what's to stop him progressing to a flasher and then if he likes that.... What's next? At a minimum he's a PITA exhibitionist but I would say it needs reporting. Very antisocial.

IAmLurkacus · 14/07/2018 21:08

This is definitely police territory. Pervert.

MissMarplesKnitting · 14/07/2018 21:11

I know someone that did similar.

Went on to be sex offender.

Ring the police.

Marmablade · 14/07/2018 21:12

Police

asqueezeoflime · 14/07/2018 21:12

Police. Not 101 if he does it again 999.

Strawberrybelly · 14/07/2018 21:12

I agree, ring the police.

danigrace · 14/07/2018 21:14

OMG op you poor thing! I wouldn't acknowledge or shout to him bc it sounds like that only spurs him on... Bleurgh
Definitely call 101 and if you remember who the agent was inform the landlord, I doubt they will want their house to become known as the weird creepy sex deviant house.

NotAsGreenAsCabbageLooking · 14/07/2018 21:14

It’s not 999 worthy, no one is in immediate danger... but definitely call 101 to report it.

Summersnake · 14/07/2018 21:15

Police every time

flumpybear · 14/07/2018 21:15

Turn the hose on him and shout 'oh sorry I thought it was dogs who can't help themselves and shag everywhere
ConfusedShock

MinorRSole · 14/07/2018 21:16

Your dd is 13! I know what I would do if a man was pulling this shit in plain view of my 13 year old Angry but yeah, pp's are right - police would be a more adult approach.

WigglyBlossom · 14/07/2018 21:18

Definitely one for the police, once may be an accident but this many times isn't. Especially in front of a child.

MrsFrTedCrilly · 14/07/2018 21:20

Horrible man should Be reported to the Police

SockMatchmaker · 14/07/2018 21:20

Yep, adding to the chorus of report him. He is obviously is getting off on being seen, it’s vile behaviour.

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