More of a WWYD - Naked wanking neighbour

[LittleMissPetty]

Hi everyone sorry I'm posting here for traffic.

A month ago a couple moved into the house two doors down from me ("MNN" - male new neighbour). Other than an acknowledging nod in passing I have never spoken to them.

One night a couple of weeks ago I came home at about 10.30 at night and MNN was stood in his lounge window with the lights on, curtains wide open and butt naked. I saw everything. I thought it may have been an accident i.e it's late at night and he's just walking around naked (although the way I drive in to my parking space my lights would have shone right in his window ).

Then another night I came home at about 10.30 again and there was someone having extremely loud sex - it was a hot night so everyone had their windows open. As I got home my 13yo DD was closing her window to block out the sex noises. (In fairness I cannot say whether it was definitely the new neighbours but I did do the obligatory mumsnet clap when they finished ).

Then last week my NDN (between me and new neighbours) told me that his cleaner had been in his kitchen in the middle of the day and MNN had been in his own garden at the top naked and wanking. MNN saw the cleaner and rather than looking sheepish and running inside he kept going only harder .

I have just got back from picking DD up from a party and, driving into our parking area where we have to look straight at new neighbours' house, MNN was in his bedroom, window open, curtains open wanking away. DD noticed it and even commented saying "is that really necessary".

I do wish I had shouted at the time "close your curtains" but it didn't occur to me at the time.

If it weren't for my NDN's story about his cleaner I would assume it was just carelessness but tonight it was almost as if he had deliberately positioned himself so anyone driving up or walking past would see. I don't think I feel comfortable knocking and asking them to ensure curtains are closed as it's just me and DD so don't want to draw specific attention to us - particularly as he can see into our garden and it just feels creepy tbh. Their house is rented so at least they may not be there permanently.

WWYD?

Yes she does want her daughter to witness it. Clearly she does or she would do everything within her power to stop it.

Ok calm down everyone. I have now spoken to the PC, passed him the cleaner's number and I am going to make a statement this afternoon.

One option I haven't seen mentioned yet, and I know it's a bit unorthodox, but you could try getting the police involved.

Cancel the cheque ImAldoot ?!

Glad to hear you are making a statement.

I'm sure the police will advise, but you will need to be absolutely explicit about what you saw. Could you see his penis, the fact it was erect, did he look directly at you or your DD when he was doing it? It means he won't be able to rely on a defence of the fact he was just a bit itchy, or rearranging himself whilst sunbathing in shorts.

Also include all the standard information such as how far you were, what was the light, any obstructions, how long did you observe it for, did you recognised to be him etc so that he can't say you were mistaken or that it was someone else. The fact that more women are going to make statements means that any attempted defence along these lines becomes more and more implausible.

I'm a bit confused. I thought it was your next door neighbour's cleaner who saw him? Wouldn't your NDN or their cleaner be speaking to the police directly or have you also got a cleaner who saw him wanking in the garden?

Any update op?

I'm glad you made a statement op as this is not on and sounds like it could quite easily escalate, he needs sorting out, also he may have a past, no one knows till the police have his details and check him out. Either way what he is doing is not on and you and your neighbours should not have to put up with his behaviour.

When I was about 10 or 11, me and my best friend would often pass house and a man would be doing the same. We thought it was funny at first as we didn’t understand. He lived very close to my friend and it became a regular thing when we’d we out playing or walking past his house. It escalated when he approached us at which point we told. The police arrived within minutes as he was already on the sex offenders register I believe.