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We have just watched the worst film ever

649 replies

StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2018 21:08

Date movie.
It has alisonhannigan in and we thought it might be light hearted
It was dire. Utter crap. And I have a high threshold for crap, can watch most rubbish as long as its entertaining

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Gingernaut · 04/03/2018 21:09

YADBVU.

The worst movie has to be Van Helsing.

Christ! that was bad.

StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2018 21:11

I've never seen it but did it have liposuction and a cat eating a dead body.
No spoiler alert. If you're stupid enough to watch this MORE FOOL YOU

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cloudyweewee · 04/03/2018 21:12

Years ago when I was dating my DH, we went to see Ransom starring Mel Gibson. It was so boring I felt jealous of the bloke in front who'd fallen asleep.

WeShouldOpenABar · 04/03/2018 21:13

You haven't seen splice then

shakeyourcaboose · 04/03/2018 21:13

I can't remember what it was called but was meant to be 'female version' of The Hangover, was absolute mince!!

hidinginthenightgarden · 04/03/2018 21:13

Drag me to hell was the worst film I ever saw. Utterly shite!

SharronNeedles · 04/03/2018 21:14

Different kind of awful but never, ever watch Megan is missing.
It is the absolute worse thing you'll see.
The story line is horrifying and just upsetting, the acting is actually dreadful, almost painful to watch.

Niceandwarmandhot · 04/03/2018 21:14

"The lair of the white worm". Didn't understand a single fucking minute of that shite!

PositivelyPERF · 04/03/2018 21:14

Four weddings and a funeral. An absolute load of shite.

PurplePhotoFrame · 04/03/2018 21:15

I nominate Victoria and Abdul. My mum dragged me to see it. Oh god it was utter tripe.

Niceandwarmandhot · 04/03/2018 21:16

Hiding - not the worst I've seen, but agree it was shite (although I do think it was meant to be tongue in cheek?). We laughed at the crap special effects.

Hours later I half woke up in bed to see the horrible shadow demon hands on my curtains, stretching out to get me. I woke up fully and screamed, a lot.

Fecking "tree lined avenue" that I lived on...!

lynmilne65 · 04/03/2018 21:16

Drag me to Hell was GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

TeeBee · 04/03/2018 21:16

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was the only film I've ever walked out of a cinema for. Miserable shite.

Raffles1981 · 04/03/2018 21:17

The Human Centipede
Probably loads I could give, but I have blocked them out. Will enjoy this thread though.

ConsistentInsomniac · 04/03/2018 21:17

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was a particular cinematic low point for me.

TheDetectorist · 04/03/2018 21:19

Yep Gingernaut I tried to fall asleep at cinema watching van helsing as it was so awful. Crow 2 is a close second

The80sweregreat · 04/03/2018 21:19

Sisters. Awful film.

gingergenius · 04/03/2018 21:21

Nope. Sharknado is truly the worst film in the world closely followed by Arctic Blast!!!!

Fosterdog123 · 04/03/2018 21:22

Mamma Mia is bloody awful, as is Moulin Rouge. Think I only did about 5 minutes of each but it was enough.

Bookywooky · 04/03/2018 21:22

Do you mean Bridesmaids Shakey? That is a really awful, completely unfunny film and I don’t understand why so many women like it.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/03/2018 21:23

Maybe not awful but we watched, endured Place Beyond the Pines last night. God it went on and on and on. Even Ryan Gosling sans shirt couldn't save it.

CanIhavedessertfirst · 04/03/2018 21:23

If you'd seen the new hellraiser, you'd know that was actually the worst ever film.

bigbootsj · 04/03/2018 21:23

Yabvu.. The worst movie EVER was without a doubt 'The Open House' on netflix. Total waste of my life.

Pixelpuffin · 04/03/2018 21:24

I agree, most of those sound shite
Personally I hate anything with Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson
I'd rather chew my arm off

Alabama3 · 04/03/2018 21:24

mama mia was awful

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