We have just watched the worst film ever

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Date movie.
It has alisonhannigan in and we thought it might be light hearted
It was dire. Utter crap. And I have a high threshold for crap, can watch most rubbish as long as its entertaining

oh i just remembered magic mike

i dont mind stripper even went to see chippendales few times but this was so boring

I recently watched The Limehouse Golem, I had NO idea what was going on, I would def say worth film I've ever seen......

Watched La La Land yesterday - thought it was rubbish!
Echo the comments about Magic Mike too!

Has anyone mentioned that one where a plague swept the world, initiated by someone sneezing on a train in Hong Kong? Ended up something to do with monkeys eating poisoned bananas somewhere because The (corporate) Man is baaaaaad.
Best thing about was that both Kate Winslet and Gywnnie Paltrow (my two least favourite actresses) died while trying to Save The World.

@yolofish was that Contagion? And yes, pretty awful

Has anyone mentioned Leprechaun?

The new Sharknado film (4 or 5)? is the worst film I have ever seen by miles.

I quite liked all the other Sharknado films but the new one tries too hard to be funny and its just not.

i dont mind stripper even went to see chippendales few times but this was so boring

Jeepers I totally misread this as the Chipmunks - Alvin, Theodore etc.

I couldn't work out the connection for a few minutes.

Oh now I'm seeing Alvin grinding in a thong!!!

OhThe Neon Demon, which is on Netflix or amazon. Oh god, it was bad in so many levels -despite (because) Keanu plays a baddy in it.
Ds works at big cinema and has seen some crackers. They can't say anything negative about a film if a punter asks. Said this really nice guy came in, chatting to them, bought a beer and asked them what The Last Witchunter was like. They said-yes its "interesting and errr fun" twenty minutes later he came out and asked for a refund.(which he got-who knew?) I reckon he was a secret shopper.

mick! sorry have funny images about alvin and co now

omg leprachaun how awful

sharknado 5 was on the other day i laughed it was so pathetic

The Sweetest Thing
Vanilla Sky- a variation on the old ‘it was all a dream’ chestnut;
True Stories- David Byrne’s vanity project, nowhere near what was promised.

Any Hunger Games film. Where does Jennifer Lawrence get all her arrows from? She starts off with about six, blazes away like a Gatling Gun, but never runs out...

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs- dire.
The second and third Matrix films. Stretched the premise wafer thin.

I love Vanilla Sky and Hunger Games too

just watched monster family

what a load of drivel

A new contender-King Arthur. Guy Ritchie should not be allowed to bring the vibe of Lock Stock etc to "historical" things.

OhWhat that made me laugh. i was on a plane recently and glanced across to the woman next to me who was watching it, she caught my eye, removed her headphones and said, "Do NOT BOTHER!" hehe

Gabs that does look shit

I saw this in active and assumed it would be full of posts about Mary Magdalen... I had high hopes, I’m a Christian and I like Joaquim Phoenix.
Dire, solely due to him, too old and too mannered. The rest was really good, but I just couldn’t overcome his gurning.

Oh no Trailed i really fancied that - her story fascinates me. The suppressed feminine etc.
have they royally cocked it up?

It's still worth seeing. I think it's pretty perfect in every way, apart from JP as Jesus. The suppressed feminine is extremely suppressed! Truthful I reckon, but still problematic.

For me it has to be the Mothman prophecy , absolute pure and utter shite

Zombeavers (beyond so-bad-it's-funny)
Nazis at the Centre of the Earth
the last Mad Max film (slept through most of it and apparently missed nothing!)

Attack of The Killer Donuts.. - enough Said..