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We have just watched the worst film ever

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StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2018 21:08

Date movie.
It has alisonhannigan in and we thought it might be light hearted
It was dire. Utter crap. And I have a high threshold for crap, can watch most rubbish as long as its entertaining

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SleepFreeZone · 04/03/2018 21:33

That bloody Godzilla film that was made in 3D in the style of a documentary. My god I was so close to walking out as I felt so sick with all the shaky camera work.

FissionChips · 04/03/2018 21:34

Noah with Russel Crowe- wtf was going on with the rock people?!

FlaviaAlbia · 04/03/2018 21:35

Deathrace 2000, although it was so bad it was hypnotic.

MrsJayy · 04/03/2018 21:35

I watched Jack Recher at the weekend jeezus it was a pile of shite why is Tom cruise even in films

Threeminis · 04/03/2018 21:35

Hotel for dogs.. you are right. Waste of time.

What about Camp cool kids? Fuck

CharlieandLolaCat · 04/03/2018 21:35

The Thin Red Line. 3 hours to go up a mountain with the most tedious monologues ever. Kept on thinking it was done and it just went on and on.

Pixelpuffin · 04/03/2018 21:35

I'll nominate Black Panther
We took our son last week to see it, Dear God I thought it was Pinocchio II

Awful, absolute shit!!

Globetrotter100 · 04/03/2018 21:35

YY to Van Helsing.
Also..."The Tourist"

TITANIUMPINS · 04/03/2018 21:35

@jumpingjetflash GOD Yes KINGSMAN 2 was absolute garbage and I quite enjoyed the first one and the cast was fab!!??

LLO7 · 04/03/2018 21:36

The cloverfield paradox on Netflix is honestly awful Hmm Don't waste 1hr40 of your life!

user1495492391 · 04/03/2018 21:36

Hollow Man?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0164052/

mamahanji · 04/03/2018 21:37

'I spit on your grave' and 'Martyrs' still make me feel sick 10 years later

LLO7 · 04/03/2018 21:37

Also Boss baby.. was disappointed in that one! Thankfully my toddler didn't like it either

user1495492391 · 04/03/2018 21:37

Sorry that was to Passmethecrisps

starryeyed19 · 04/03/2018 21:37

Phantom. Of. The. Fucking. Opera.

MidLifeCrisis2017 · 04/03/2018 21:37

Birdman. It won best film too!

hmcAsWas · 04/03/2018 21:38

The Open House was a bit crappy bigbootsj, not the worst film I have ever seen but definitely up there

Kahlua4me · 04/03/2018 21:38

A dog’s purpose is truly awful. It’s about a dog that goes to each person as a puppy, dies and is reborn somewhere else! Eventually goes full circle and ends up back with original owner. The script is dire and I cried at every death!!

Natural born killers is my ultimate worst film though. Far too much gratuitous deaths.

Or any of Nicholas Cage’s early films.

gingergenius · 04/03/2018 21:38

Oh I'm disappointed about kingsman 2 - was looking forward to catching up with that one

Baubletrouble43 · 04/03/2018 21:38

Dirty Grandpa is the worst film ever made in my opinion. Put me off Robert de Niro after 20 odd years of idolising him. It's indescribably awful

IntelligentYetIndecisive · 04/03/2018 21:38

Passmethecrisps, was it Hollow Man with Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth Shue?

gingergenius · 04/03/2018 21:39

@Kahlua4me - ANYTHING with Nic Cage in. End of. Cannot stand him as an actor!

GabsAlot · 04/03/2018 21:40

epic movie or superhero movie are pretty dire

shakeyourcaboose · 04/03/2018 21:40

@bookywook not Bridesmaids but wasn't that crap! Checked with my friend and it was one imaginatively called 'the bachelorette'. Absolutely appalling storyline!

TITANIUMPINS · 04/03/2018 21:40

@gingergenius so was i it was really dire :-(

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