We have just watched the worst film ever

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Date movie.
It has alisonhannigan in and we thought it might be light hearted
It was dire. Utter crap. And I have a high threshold for crap, can watch most rubbish as long as its entertaining

Face/Off is surely the worst ever film of all time.

I agree with the pp who said Van Helsing. The worst film ever.

Mind you, I just watched the start of Sharknado with DS1, I was very glad to go and have a bath.

The only film I've ever walked out of at the cinema was Around The World In 80 Days with Steve Coogan and Jackie Chan. Utter tripe. I sneaked into Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban instead.

No, house of wax, csbin fever and district 9 are the 3 worst films ever

Fosterdog123 Moulin Rouge is on of my favourites. Mama Mia is probably my worst film ever. Funny how tastes vary.

This gets a lower imdb rating than hellraiser

Same rating as hunan centipede 2.8/10

Bah. Van Helsing is amazing tripe so it's not the worst ever.

That would be Mulholland Drive.

My DS has never forgiven me for taking the four of us to watch Hugo on his birthday.

Halfway through DD and I went to the loo and agreed it was the shittest film ever and could we sit out the rest of it? We had to go back , we hadn;t missed anything.

The Man who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain

Worst
Film
EVER,

Really

Bloody AWFUL

Nicholas Cage version of The Wicker Man’. Although perhaps so bad it goes all the way round into brilliance.

Sharknado is brilliant awful though! Bloody hilarious

Tedious awful is different altogether.

I watched BRIGHT on netflix and I like crap but I couldn't even finish it soooooooo bad!!

I watched a film called something like “Mother’s Day” on Netflix, it had some big stars in it like Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston but it was horrendous, piss poor script, awful plot just bad bad bad. I can’t believe it got made let alone got actual Hollywood stars in it.

Cloverfields
Didnt even realise it had got to the end i was wating for it to get good!
Utter pointless drivel.

I’ll see all your suggestions and raise you Secret Kingsman II: Golden Circle - every single one of the very high calibre cast couldn’t act their way out of a paper bag! And my god it just went on and on and on... ‘Twas utter shite

Bridesmaids was awful, I also don’t know why people love it so much. Eat pray love was two hours of my life I’ll never get back. Blair witch project was rubbish too.

And boogie woogie
And tbe thing with Jennifer Aniston where she was a cleaner with rich friends

Oh god the Cloverfield Paradox. Utter shite!

Brilliant awful would also be The Room.

Tedious awful is most of the 'horrors' on Now TV which has American teens with not much on running about at night around a log cabin by a lake. It's always a bloody log cabin by a lake! At night.

We watched date night on Friday. Absolute bullshit. I ended up drinking 2 bottles of wine

Sharknado on the other hand is fabulous. Have watched them all. They're so bad they're good!

Oh my fucking god. Mamma Mia. The embarrassment. I'm still not over Pierce Brosnan singing. And Meryl Streep jumping.

Awful.

Clearly none of you have watched....

Hotel for Dogs..

House of wax was dreadful. It started ok and then I was like wtf???

Taken - absolute pish other than the bit on the phone

The order Film I have watched by a long way was about a man who became invisible. I saw it in the cinema in the states in about 2000. I couldn’t wait for him to just die so that I could get on with my life. Cannot remember what it was called