We have just watched the worst film ever

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Date movie.
It has alisonhannigan in and we thought it might be light hearted
It was dire. Utter crap. And I have a high threshold for crap, can watch most rubbish as long as its entertaining

Sat through Jupiter Rising last night. Wooden acting, (even from decent actors like Eddie Redmayne) daft dialogue, improbable plot even for a SciFi type movie and Mila Kunis was an appalling lead who failed on every level.
Embarrassingly, I loved Ghost of Girlfriends Past. Proper twaddle that would have made Dickens throw up but I liked it.

I hated La la Land. Tried three times to watch it and decided I would rather clean my toilet.

An I the only one settling down for a 'shit film' Netflix binge?

Many years ago I went on a first date to watch The Killing Fields at the cinema. Being only about 15 at the time it went right over my head and I was dreadfully bored. I fell asleep on the boys shoulder and dribbled on his lovely tan suede jacket.
Needless to say he didn't ask me out again!

Yes, the Lobster is truly awful !! Somehow managed to sit through it... because I'm obsessed with Colin Farrell

That film with Megan Fox in it, Jennifer's body. Now that was horrendous

I'm one of the people who didn't actually mind Jupiter Ascending 😂🙈

Agree with the PP who nominated Phantom Of The Opera. Utter fucking toss.

The Revenant comes a very close second. Went to the cinema to see it and god it was dire. I felt robbed of all joy. I got out and googled pictures of kittens just to remind myself there was happiness in the world.

An old one, but utterly bizarre, starring Julian Sands: Boxing Helena. Totally batshit.

Smurfs 2. Dire.

YY Andy how La La Land won so many OSCARs I'll never know. Nothing happens in it, and the characters are so vapid a flat. I don't think the music or singing/dancing was that great either. Do these Academy Award judges get paid off or something?

angieloumc - I thought Killing Fields was brilliant.

Anything with a hobbit in is shite

The worst film ever, is 'My own private Idaho' 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

By far The worst film I have ever seen was Dunkirk, do not pay good money to watch this load of rubbish, there is not one good thing about this film except The end.

Love Actually.

I love my own private Idaho

OP is this the film where there's a 'funny' scene where they beat up a homeless person? I'm not exaggerating when I say I've rarely been more shocked by a film scene in my life. I thought it was going to be some lighthearted nonsense and then that scene totally stopped me in my tracks!

YANBU.

Most recently terrible for me was ‘Mother!’. I like weird (actually quite liked The Lobster) I love Antonio Banderas so I had high expectations. It was a strange mix of horrifying yet boring.

Hostel. I love horror films, but that was some sick shit.

Black Swan. Without a doubt. Crass rubbish.

A lot of films,I like have been mentioned: bridesmaids, black swan, date night must have bad taste!

Movies with hobits are my least favourite

Did Darren Aronofsky direct Mother? I think all his films are pretentious tripe.

The Mothman Prophecies. Just, no. Incomprehensible twaddle.

So pleased to find others who hated Bridesmaids. I knew I couldn't be the only one!

Only film I have ever walked out of was Identity Thief... It was dire!

Whilst, I didn't hate it, I agree La La Land was massively overrated and I was so disappointed as I really wanted to like it

Well it has 7% on rotten tomatoes so I guess it is shite! The Babysitter is one of the worst films I've seen in recent times!