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We have just watched the worst film ever

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StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2018 21:08

Date movie.
It has alisonhannigan in and we thought it might be light hearted
It was dire. Utter crap. And I have a high threshold for crap, can watch most rubbish as long as its entertaining

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Frankiestidor · 04/03/2018 21:41

Practical Magic.

"Quirky rom com" my arse.

Passmethecrisps · 04/03/2018 21:41

It was intelligence and user I just googled “films about invisibility”

I remember sitting there with my head in my hands whispering “please just die”

Shednik · 04/03/2018 21:42

The English Patient.

Nothing fucking happens.

AthenasOwl · 04/03/2018 21:43

Girls trip ..saw this garbage at the cinema and was so annoyed that I'd paid for it..it was truly god awful.

MrsJayy · 04/03/2018 21:43

I was so full of rage at the tripe that is Blackswan I started one of these threads till I watched Jack Reacher Black swan was the worst film I had seen.

Pixelpuffin · 04/03/2018 21:43

@gingergenius
Forgot about cage...I think he'd borderline with K Reeves
complete pair of fuckwits

GabsAlot · 04/03/2018 21:44

oh avatar sorry but i was so bored

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StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2018 21:44

Boss baby is exactly the sort of cinematic brainless entertainment I am fine with :)

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CherryChasingDotMuncher · 04/03/2018 21:44

Bad Moms is the only film I've turned off half way through as it was so utterly shite and unfunny

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StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2018 21:45

Again bad moms was tripe but entertaining enough

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User24689 · 04/03/2018 21:45

My big fat wedding 2. Absolutely crap. Shame, as I loved the first one!

Fishlegs · 04/03/2018 21:46

The End of the Affair.
Felt like it would never bloody end. Dh still hasn’t forgiven me for taking him to see it, 20 years later.

kalapattar · 04/03/2018 21:46

Sharknado is hilarious. It's really bad but DS and I giggled through it as it was so bad.

However - another Nicholas Cage film. Left Behind.

When a lot of people are taken up by God. Except those who are Left Behind.

firstbornforbread · 04/03/2018 21:46

Downsizing was a terrible movie holy mother of god we felt depressed watching it. Mentioned to a colleague and he said oh I'm so sorry I thought I had warned everyone 😂

GabsAlot · 04/03/2018 21:46

i love bad moms some good lines in that

Falrati · 04/03/2018 21:48

Not possible! Watched the worst movie in existence in 2002, called the hot chick, fucking awful doesn’t even cover it, so shit.

noeffingidea · 04/03/2018 21:48

Agree Mamma mia was shite. Couldn't watch Moulin rouge because the camera work was making me feel sick.
Another crap film is Grease. Saw it in the pictures when it was released (think I was 18) and loved it. My son bought me it on DVD about 10 years ago, I thought it was boring as hell and turned it off after a few minutes.

WishingOnABar · 04/03/2018 21:49

Les Miserable, the most recent one.

So much hype, all of it just cringeworthy hammy acting.

jaseyraex · 04/03/2018 21:49

I agree OP. Another beyond crap movie is Cuban Fury. DH and I went to see it on Valentine's Day however many years ago and it was an absolute waste of an afternoon. Utter shite.

Have to admit I love the Sharknado movies. They're the so bad it's good type. I've seen them all Grin

paddingtonbear1 · 04/03/2018 21:51

Agree with the Open House, that was really dire. Also Cloverfield - expected it to be good. It wasn't.

FranKubelik · 04/03/2018 21:51

My offering is The Langoliers - awful 90s film based on a Stephen King story. Seemed to last about 5 days but have just read that it was only 3 hours long.

kalapattar · 04/03/2018 21:51

We watched Stoneado. It's like Sharknado. But with stones.

TroubledTribble28 · 04/03/2018 21:51

The Open House on Netflix is the worst film I've seen in about 11 years, (I watched something dire in the cinema and walked out). Can anybody explain what the fuck the actual point of that bloody film was??

WineAndTiramisu · 04/03/2018 21:52

Nothing can be as bad as 'The Lobster'... I'm not even sure what it was about!

TroubledTribble28 · 04/03/2018 21:52

Fran I loved the Langoliers! Shock How very dare you Grin