To ask you to join in on my Voldemort game?

[Mrsknackered]

What's the funniest scenario you can think of Voldemort in.

I like him in PJ's watching dancing on ice with a cuppa.

Using a self service machine in Tesco, and having to wait for someone to confirm his purchase/check his ID

I've been watching Harry Potter all afternoon

Trying to get a toddler to brush their teeth (without resorting to unforgivable curses).

Falling down an escalator, getting sucked in and going round and round in perpetuum.

On my horrible commuter train in the morning, crammed in like sardines with 100s of muggles.

Also, just making a cup of tea.

Trying to get his change in his purse at the till while everyone gives him death looks

Having to deal with his MIL at Christmas without Avada Kedavra'ing her.

'Oh Tom, wear your party hat!!! It's Christmas!!'

'Oh Tom, please put the snake AWAY, it's Christmas dinner!'

'Oh Tom, please stop trying to turn the tree into a horcrux, it's Christmas!!!!'

'AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!?'

Taking part in either strictly come dancing or I'm a celebrity get me out of here without using magic.

A wine tasting event where everyone has to sniff the wines. He gets upset that he can't take part properly.

Picking a new sofa in DFS.

Dressed in a pair of Bermuda shorts and flipflops trying to figure out how he's going to balance his sunglasses on his face with no nose.

Changing a duvet cover.

Realising he's striding in the wrong direction on a busy street and having to negotiate the social awkwardness of turning round.

Bumping into somebody whilst in company, knowing he has to introduce them but forgetting their name.

Putting up a huge, heavy tent ... without resorting to magic.

On his hands and knees zipping in the ZIG

Blending soup and not putting the blender lid on properly so all the soup flies up into his face.
I’ve actually just made myself laugh with that mental image

Trying on slacks in M&S.

Staring at rows of glasses in an opticians trying to figure out how he's going to make them stay on his nose less face!

Ringing the tax office and trying to get through to a real person instead of speaking to the automated machine

*“Trying on slacks in M&S”
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😂😂😂 this one made me laugh out loud

Getting splashed by a bus going through a massive muddy puddle and soaking his robes

Being made to lead a round of Wind The Bobbin Up at a children's party

Being asked if he wanted to buy a red nose for Comic Relief by an overzealous chugger and NOT using AVADRA KEDAVRA!

Losing the sport round of Eggheads to Judith Keppel.

Building an IKEA set of drawers without magic.

Bumping into Dumbledore in Lidl and them doing the polite hello whilst eyeing each other’s trolly contents.

Taking out the bins and getting bin juice all over his foot.

Slipping in mud whilst out for a walk and properly falling in face first into mud.

Doing that texting whilst walking thing and walking into a pole.

Watching an episode of The Hairy Bikers, in his grundies, with a can of Stella, burping and farting simultaneously, then having a little giggle to himself.

Facing a forgetful Muggle-born witch/wizard who has stored his/her everything on a phone. Soells, fidelius chsrm, the lot. Yet it's not quite a Horcrux, so Voldy's just impotent in the face of two-step verification.

Waiting in the queue at 5.30am for the next sale.

Losing the sport round of Eggheads to Judith Keppel.