To ask you to join in on my Voldemort game?

[Mrsknackered]

What's the funniest scenario you can think of Voldemort in.

I like him in PJ's watching dancing on ice with a cuppa.

Using a self service machine in Tesco, and having to wait for someone to confirm his purchase/check his ID

I've been watching Harry Potter all afternoon

Wiping the sides down in the kitchen and muttering about crumbs.

Browsing Tinder.

Running out of toilet paper at the worst possible moment.

Wanting beans on toast but finds he’s run out of butter (seems a minor thing but it makes a huge difference).

Wearing a onesie and reading the daily prophet with a cuppa

Being scared of wasps and running screaming from a picnic

Not knowing were the remote control is just as grand designs starts, and he realises it’s a repeat of an episode he’s seen at least twice before.

A pikachu onesie.

Joining in with the hokey cokey at a terrible village hall disco

Helping a neighbour move a sofa whilst shouting "pivot" in a deadpan yet comical manner

Repeating his name numerous times to a confused server trying to write it on a cup at Starbucks

Falling asleep on the sofa before twitching by himself awake thinking he's falling

Battling a group of teenagers in a Pokemon go gym

Waiting to be called in to see the dentist while the receptionist and dentist try to figure out how to call him without using his name or seeming rude - would "dark Lord" be appropriate? or a bit formal?

Trying to learn the slosh from Auntie Mabel at her 70th birthday.

Damn robes getting in the way.

Supervising a 6yr olds party in McDonalds...

Trying to copy Ed Balls’ gangnam dance with Bellatrix.

Tinder!

'Looking for a soulless mate to wander round knock turn alley market every Sunday, drink too much butterbeer and to never grow old with'

Trying to wear sunglasses.

Running through fields of wheat, the scamp.

Shouting the dementors for breakfast and getting frustrated when they don’t come straight away.

Trying to sip boiling hot tea out of one of those safety cups at baby group, whilst trying to get the baby to roll over saying “she did it yesterday” while the mums roll their eyes at him.

Tackling the baby into the pram and getting straight on the phone to bellatrix and moaning loudly that “dads are always left out at these things”

The nose ones made me laugh!

Trying to get a grumpy 3 year old dressed in the morning while cleaning cat sick from the cream carpet!

Having Dobby try to save his life!!

On a day which is supposed to be the most depressing day of the year, according to our local radio this morning, reading this thread has made me cry with laughter.

Nothing to add, except thank you all.....!

www.facebook.com/JustMovieThings/posts/542249039492382

No idea if that link will work!!!

He’s sitting in a strange staff room and someone who eats with her mouth open has come to sit next to him to eat her apple. She is also sniffing. His face is set, but he looks as though he might blow.

Projecting here.

She’s also a tea gulper. He’s in agony.

Taking the DC to school, then popping into the office to pay the dinner money, and having a friendly chat with the bursar, all while wearing a pink bobble hat.