To ask you to join in on my Voldemort game?

[Mrsknackered]

What's the funniest scenario you can think of Voldemort in.

I like him in PJ's watching dancing on ice with a cuppa.

Using a self service machine in Tesco, and having to wait for someone to confirm his purchase/check his ID

I've been watching Harry Potter all afternoon

Parking his boom on double-yellow lines while he quickly pops into a shop, and coming out to find it's been brush clamped.

Negotiating with the DC about use of the WiFi.