To ask you to join in on my Voldemort game?

[Mrsknackered]

What's the funniest scenario you can think of Voldemort in.

I like him in PJ's watching dancing on ice with a cuppa.

Using a self service machine in Tesco, and having to wait for someone to confirm his purchase/check his ID

I've been watching Harry Potter all afternoon

Navigating Ikea and getting flustered trying to pay with Galleons, sickles and knuts.

Getting a spray tan like Ross in Friends.....1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi! I've been watching Harry Potter too!

At the local toddler group, nibbling a custard cream and saying how he's lost 3lb on Slimming World, recommending Mug Shots as a tasty lunch.

Getting dog poo on his shoe and trying to get it off using the kerb and grass verge, while everyone in the bus queue watches.

Getting all giddy and star struck at a Take That concert.

Having to stop for a disappointing and overpriced coffee and sausage roll at a service station (this also works for that loooong drive up to Scotland in Sky fall).

And complaining about the aforementioned coffee /sausage roll on twitter

This thread is genius!!

Voldemort trying to rush around the supermarket to pick up dinner and tutting because people keep getting in his way. Then, when he leaves he gets stuck behind one of those annoying people who just stop in the doorway and he tuts and mutters 'moron' under his breath.

Posting on a MN thread about parking/vaccines/trans issues

Playing hungry hippos

I always picture him at the train station scene in the last movie, hurrying his noseless kids along, spitting on a tissue and wiping chocolate off their faces, giving Harry an awkward nod..

Eating beans on toast with Severus Snape.

Ordering a takeaway. “Sweet and sour pork with egg fried rice and chicken balls please”
“What name is it please?”
“THE DARK LORD”

Dragging his wonky trolley round Tesco, muttering incantations under his breath, then delighting in finding an egg cress sandwich for 15p in the reduced section.

Standing at the luggage carousel at the airport. Doing the thing of ducking in and out of fellow passengers, desperate to get his suitcase and get the heck out.

He then performs an accio luggage, forgetting about specifically mentioning 'Voldemort luggage', so gets buried under a flying onslaught of everyone's holiday crap.

Then goes onto twitter to post a FML status.

At the exit barrier of car park and he's lost his ticket, and everyone behind is getting narky! @iklboo thanks for the earworm.. Pull, pull pull.....

Posting attention seeking sad kitten pictures captioned "When U know who your REAL friends are....." type shit on FB for the "U ok hun?" responses from his faithful Death Eaters.

He’s sitting on the bus and an elderly woman with an enormous bum wedges him in and tries to engage him in a conversation about the High Street being full of charity shops and tattoo parlours.

Trying to keep up at the Aldi check out packing his trolley!

tries to engage him in a conversation about the High Street being full of charity shops and tattoo parlours.

I think fat bum lady comes from my town!!!

Barging his way through to get to the reduced stand in asda at night for the 5p bread.

T-rexing in asda!

Trying to get a worming tablet down the cat

Voldemort stuck on the toilet with very bad wind...

Has anyone seen a very potter musical on YouTube by starkid productions?

I can imagine no Voldemort scenario that would make me laugh more than his scenes with Quirrel.