To ask you to join in on my Voldemort game?

[Mrsknackered]

What's the funniest scenario you can think of Voldemort in.

I like him in PJ's watching dancing on ice with a cuppa.

Using a self service machine in Tesco, and having to wait for someone to confirm his purchase/check his ID

I've been watching Harry Potter all afternoon

Yelling from the café counter: "Voldy Jr! Sit your arse DOWN!"

Perusing cookbooks in a corner of Waterstones, after resting his jute bag of veg, topped with a large farmhouse loaf in a paper bag, on the floor between his feet.

Teenage Voldy wearing a headset and playing COD online, shouting at his mum 'five more minutes!' because his tea is ready.

Starting crossfit and boring all the other deatheaters telling them how they must try crossfit
Doing a yoga class and doing an accidental fart and making lucius take the blame

Lining up to sign on when Hot Stuff comes over the speaker. His toe twitches...

As a judge on 'The voice' or 'Britain's got talent'

Happily making lunch in his pink flowery apron.

Making a basilisk birthday cake for his niece and it turning out looking like a squashed Colin the Caterpillar. He has flour on his cheek.

Humming, ‘I’m in the mood for dancing’ as he pegs out the washing.

Bathing Voldy Jr and getting soaked to the skin. Having squeaky duck fights.

Sneezing.

Sitting down with a ghost writer (who isn't really a ghost, much to his annoyance) for notes for Everyday Voldemort Problems, sipping a cup of camomile tea, starting with 'well my first memory...'

Gossiping behind his hand, getting caught out and smoothing his robe as a diversion.

Getting more attention than he’d anticipated in a fetish club. Feeling flattered, but a little out of his depth.

Trying to work out how to use the Uber app.

Wouldn't it be Floober in the HP universe?

of course! 😂

Joining MN and then realising, with horror, that some posters are even more mean spirited than him.

Present company excepted of course!

Trying a new pose in his yoga class for the first time and falling over. Looking around sheepishly to try and make eye contact with any other wobblers... nope, the bastards are all rock steady.

Looking out the window, seeing the icy path and muttering away as he then goes out to grit his path, before coming a cropper and sliding over on his bum!

Restraining himself from cursing an overfriendly toddler who's just slobbered down his robe.

Restraining himself from cursing an annoying little shit friend of Voldy Jr's.

Standing in b&q trying to decide between 'quaking bog' or 'forest nightfall' (genuine colours) for Nagini's new room.

Wearing a novelty roast turkey hat on Christmas day.

Trying to choose a present for a Valentine’s Day for his new GF at John Lewis beauty department where consultant is offering him to sniff different perfumes and he is too embarrassed to admit that he can’t actually smell anything.