To ask you to join in on my Voldemort game?

[Mrsknackered]

What's the funniest scenario you can think of Voldemort in.

I like him in PJ's watching dancing on ice with a cuppa.

Using a self service machine in Tesco, and having to wait for someone to confirm his purchase/check his ID

I've been watching Harry Potter all afternoon

I’m not sure it counts because it was a dream...

Voldemort driving along the road in a convertible Ford Focus (!) with his robe flying in the wind whilst drinking a milkshake.

I wish I could think of something better but that memory popped in to my head the minute I read the OP.

Ordering, paying for and eating a ham and cheese omelette in the Sainsbury's café. Whilst still wearing the bobble hat.

Joining a Nordic walking group but not wanting to make polite chat.

Providing the commentary for Dancing On Ice.

At a fancy dress party dressed as a cowboy singing Rhinestone Cowboy.

Dancing the conga with all the death eaters at a wedding.

Trying to open the milk, shouting "Why do they have to make everything so fucking HARD!

Running after the binmen because he forgot to put the recycling out. Dressed in Bellatrix's frilly dressing gown and bunny slippers.

working in an EYFS setting in a muggle primary school

Laying on a picnic blanket in the middle of a pretty meadow, reading a book on emotional well-being, with a parasol shading him from the sun.

Getting the bumps on his birthday.

I think this is my favourite ever thread .

On a Haven holiday, in Adidas cut off track suit pants.

Having a photo taken with Minnie Mouse at Disneyland

Putting a 6yo to bed.

Realising there’s no loo roll left in the bathroom and having to shuffle across the landing to get another from out of the airing cupboard.

Answering the door to the postman wearing a silk dressing gown, curlers and fluffy pink mules.

Tutting in B&M while he tries to get around 2 chatting pensioners whilst pushing a pram.

Standing in the queue at NatWest and accidentally opening an unsolicited dick pic.

An old school friend texting him out of the blue to try get him to join her Juice Plus team, the Unicorn Squad.

On the loo having just realised there's no more toilet roll.

Listening to cheesy music whilst waiting to get through to the right department to complain about incorrect bank charges.

Getting a Chinese takeaway

Tweeting Daniel Radcliffe.

Drunk tweeting Daniel Radcliffe

Staggering into a kebab shop at 1am with the biggest craving ever. Waking up at 10am to find doner sauce all over his pillow and dying slightly inside...

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Not letting a car into a queue, from a side road and staring ahead/fiddling with the radio, so as not to catch the driver’s eye.

Getting up early and going to the pool to put his towel on a sunbed.