CFN patio doors onto my private garden thread #3

[Wattyyyy]

Okay I thought I'd start this for when they inevitably show their faces!!

Sorry all the threads have different titles

I have a slight update - I managed to catch the nice neighbour at the other side (I think he'd heard the commotion and was loitering about waiting for me )

He was gobsmacked! Apparently he's lived here for thirty years and has never heard anything like it. I told him I'd keep him updated and he asked if i wanted to come in for a cup of tea, I politely declined hahahah. Glad I now have a nice normal neighbour on my side!

I'm praying that CFN haven't gone on holiday for 2 weeks.

Thank goodness for the normal neighbour! I can't believe how stupid the CFN have been! This is going to cost them so much!!

Fairgame I was thinking the same. They've organised to have this building work done while they're away haven't they. Selfish fuckers

We should make a "WELCOME HOME FROM MUMSNET" banner to hang over their doors lol

Your NDN better show up before I reach my destination which has rubbish wifi! I'm invested in this now!

I love your dedication to MN ❤️

Wow Wattyyy - I was wondering if any of your neighbour's would know what's going on. Great news on planning. Come back soon Cheeky Fucker Neighbours!

Yay thanks OP! Tell us what the CFNs are like!

Place Marking

I just got thumb ache from scrolling through thread two to just read your updates. Thread 1 wasn't even closed when I went to bed last night!

I want them to come back now!!!

Will u approach them or wait and see what happens although I would be still calling police if they go into your garden as trespassing

Placemarking

Just marking my place. You're awesome Wattyyyyy.

If the CFN are away for two weeks we may set a new record for the number of posts on a single topic....200 and counting...

itwent I know haha! I wouldn't have had a clue about how serious this was or what to do in the first place if it wasn't for the original thread so I feel I now owe it to you all to keep you in the loop

Did Nice Neighbour see what the CFNs had done? It's extraordinary!

Can we get a webcam installed so we can actually SEE the CFN reaction when they return?

That would REALLY make this the ultimate MN thread of all time (although it's not far off that already)

I know they won't come back for 39 pages but placemarking regardless.

CFN should be in the Oxford English dictionary!

Just repeating myself here, in case it got lost at the end of the last thread:

Delurking to say wonderful thread OP! In the interest of cheeky fucker surveillance bird watching, you could get a trail cam for the garden:

trail cams on amazon

They are motion triggered and work at night I have one in my garden to watch the birds/hedgie/cats (sadly no CFN - all my neighbours are fab).

Really absolutely need the CFNs home now as my day has stopped waiting for more news. Plus I have a hangover.

Great updates, Im so glad you are 100% in the right.
I also have a sickness bug and this thread is boasting my spirits

HAHAHAHAHA at the 'welcome home, from mumsnet' banner.

Do it, Wattyyy!