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To not want to be cummed on?

304 replies

YouAreMySweetestDownfall · 02/06/2017 19:23

My dp does not do condoms and I'm not a fan of the pill. We use the withdrawal method and he, without fail cums somewhere on my body. This was the same with my Xh and most of the blokes I've been with in the past. What do they get out of it? Is it like pudding to mark your territory?

I've mentioned it to my dp and his chilled out self always says 'sure, next time' but then gets 'caught up in the moment, and it ends up somewhere on my body Hmm.

I'm not being unreasonable to resent being covered in someone's body fluids am I?

OP posts:
YouAreMySweetestDownfall · 02/06/2017 19:23

Oh shit: pissing not pudding!

OP posts:
GeillisTheWitch · 02/06/2017 19:24

Keep tissues handy?

mynotsoperfectlife · 02/06/2017 19:24

Well where should he put it?

YouAreMySweetestDownfall · 02/06/2017 19:26

In his hand? Wet patch on my bed?

OP posts:
Squirmy65ghyg · 02/06/2017 19:26

Confused at these responses!

Of course YANBUAA. it's your body! Push him away.

CountryCaterpillar · 02/06/2017 19:27

Put a towel over your stomach.

LiveLongAndProspero · 02/06/2017 19:27

Where do you expect it to go?

Sparklingbrook · 02/06/2017 19:28

Ewwww. YANBU, especially as you have told him. You need to have a talk.

ScissorBow · 02/06/2017 19:28

If my DP didn't 'do' condoms I wouldn't 'do' sex.

KeepCalm · 02/06/2017 19:29

If he doesn't 'do' condoms he doesn't get to 'do' you..... simples.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 02/06/2017 19:29

Your dp does not do condoms. You're not a fan of the pill.
Well I hope you're both a fan of nappies and sleepless nights.
The withdrawal method is the most unreliable from of contraception there is. Have you never heard of pre cum or getting lost in the moment.

Beelzebop · 02/06/2017 19:29

Sorry, it's your body you are absolutely not BU! As to where else to put it, OP is not a receptacle!

OrianaBanana · 02/06/2017 19:30

Penis beaker

PurpleMinionMummy · 02/06/2017 19:30

Yeah, funny how they hate having it on themselves though isn't it Grin. I think it is a 'thing' that turns them on. I've never thought of it as marking your territory, but I guess in a way it's exactly that.

ColourfulOrangex · 02/06/2017 19:30

Penis beaker GrinGrinGrin

SparklyMagpie · 02/06/2017 19:30

Grab a towel.

If you don't trust him to cum on your body, tell him no sex, solved

I'd advise you to look into contraception options if you don't want a child

Littlelondoner · 02/06/2017 19:30

Urgh id rather it on me so I can wipe ot off or jump in shower than all over the bed 😷

Pinkheart5919 · 02/06/2017 19:30

Yanbu if you don't want to be cum on but if he pulls out right on the edge of cumming he probably is "caught in the moment" tell him to cum on the duvet?

Why not use condoms? (No such bullshit as I don't do condoms) You still get sex but no body or duvet is cum on, the withdrawal method isn't wise really anyway and if you don't like cum near you it's the perfect solution surely?

Littlelondoner · 02/06/2017 19:30

But either way if you hate it. He should respect that.

GirlOnATrainToShite · 02/06/2017 19:31

Sorry but 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sparklingbrook · 02/06/2017 19:31

'on the duvet' Sad

Highalert · 02/06/2017 19:32

I don't think I'd fancy a spunk pudding

Justmadeperfectflapjacks · 02/06/2017 19:33

Congratulations!
(just planning ahead for when you get your bfp!)

MikeUniformMike · 02/06/2017 19:33

Rub it over his body.

AnnieAnoniMouse · 02/06/2017 19:33

I've never given it a thought. I'd rather wipe it off me than have a large wet patch on the bed. But then I like sex & him ejaculating on me, if not in me, is part of us having sex. You don't sound like you actually enjoy having sex. If that's the case, it's a good time to work out why not.

How many children do you want together?

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