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To not want to be cummed on?

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YouAreMySweetestDownfall · 02/06/2017 19:23

My dp does not do condoms and I'm not a fan of the pill. We use the withdrawal method and he, without fail cums somewhere on my body. This was the same with my Xh and most of the blokes I've been with in the past. What do they get out of it? Is it like pudding to mark your territory?

I've mentioned it to my dp and his chilled out self always says 'sure, next time' but then gets 'caught up in the moment, and it ends up somewhere on my body Hmm.

I'm not being unreasonable to resent being covered in someone's body fluids am I?

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IloveBanff · 04/06/2017 11:48

I agree totally coconuttella.

PookieDo · 04/06/2017 12:15

DP once did it in my eye accidentally and I was very very cross so he does it on himself now although he doesn't like doing it because he has a hairy stomach/chest and it all gets stuck.

Re my eye. Mother fucking agony it was for hours

cloudchasing · 04/06/2017 13:05

Ohhhhh in your eye, nothing quite like it Grin

PortiaCastis · 04/06/2017 13:21

Jeez not a lot SpecSavers can do for that Pookie. Grin

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