Neighbours shagging in their hot tub at 5am this morning

[SmallVera]

And the bastards regularly have loud parties in that festering chlamydia soup with their mates until the early hours at least twice a week.

They're keeping me awake and waking up the DC and I'm fed up with it.

They are really brash and vulgar and alas I am an anxious type and not brave enough to confront them.

But what can I do?!

Congratulate them on their virility.

water bombs? be stealthy like ninja, get the other side of them in on it.

Think it would be Zoopla time for me.

😷😷😷🤢 that is truly gross.

Go and take a shit in their hot tub next time they're out.

Revenge is best served in the morning when they have gone to bed. Let your little darlings out in the garden with some water guns and let them shriek until their hearts content. You could also borrow my dog who barks at water fights?!

Speak to them.

Speaking and 'confronting' are two different things.

Ask them if they could keep the noise down as it's disturbing the kids.

Grim. Check your local government website about making a noise complaint if you don't want to confront them personally.

I know they're renting. Maybe I could approach the company that managed the rental - I remember the To Let board outside. Could they do anything?

You can actually contact your local anti social behaviour team. Having sex outdoors can land you on the sex offenders register too. I would deffo report them to ASBO team, mine was really good

Is it worth speaking to the police about the shagging? (hopefully someone more knowledgable will come along)

I'm pretty sure it's not ok to shag in full view of your neighbours, even if you are in your own garden!

I could indeed see it very clearly. Right down to the swinging bollocks. Not that I looked for long, trust me! I'm just glad it's our bedroom that looks over their garden and not 8yo DS :(

Do you live in Worthing?
(It wasn't me I hasten to add)

Ps call the police on the dutty buggers. It's public indecency or so something

Gallavich

No, not Worthing. Does it happen a lot there?

fairy washing up liquid bomb

Shout out the window they doing wrong or request a different position.

Ugh! Take photos next time and report for public indecency.

Oh god. First step: explain politely that the noise from their shagging garden this morning was really disturbing to you and young DC. Hope they get the message. If not, local ASBO team.

If this was me, I'd be minded to blast Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing out the window whenever this started up. That's just me though.

Accidentally knock a plugged in toaster off the windowsill while making your morning toast?

Sneak some washing up liquid into their hot tub. Next time they turn it on it'll go crazy with bubbles everywhere!

Shout out the window they doing wrong or request a different position.

"You on top there - bit to the left please!"