Neighbours shagging in their hot tub at 5am this morning

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And the bastards regularly have loud parties in that festering chlamydia soup with their mates until the early hours at least twice a week.

They're keeping me awake and waking up the DC and I'm fed up with it.

They are really brash and vulgar and alas I am an anxious type and not brave enough to confront them.

But what can I do?!

Think I'd have to film and sell it on a live feed until I'd saved enough to have my house sound proofed

Send a little present in a box from one of your little darlings like Sharon Osborne did or Chichester a massive ham over. Xx

Chuck a massive ham ove.Predictive text. Lol x

You could record how loud it is just on a phone or camcorder. Then you have evidence.

Bullocks to disclosing anything. If I did that every time the twats behind us had a party then we would never have sold. Fuck it ring the police. Say you think there is a prowler shagging in the hot tub. Tell em to bring a towel and a party 8.

Drill a hole in it.

How old are they? Kids or middle or older?
Can they be reasoned with.
The other thing is.
The place is rented and they have a hot tub??? Did it come with the house?? If not I bet they don't have permission to have a hot tub. Or report them to benefits agency. Their rent will be stopped and they will b evicted .....

Why would the Benefits Agency be interested in OP's neighbours having a hot tub?

Bit gross, but...how about some of these in the water for the swinging bollocks?

I'd call out of the window - "that looks just like a penis - only much smaller!"

DS has to come up with a poster about noise pollution for homework. So, so tempting....

A sex pond in a rented house?

There's no point in trying to reason with someone who'd even contemplate getting into that.

Five in the morning in March somewhere in the SW.... In the garden. Temprature was about 6 degrees.

I am laughing so much at the idea of throwing a massive ham at them. Random yet brilliant.

Hopefully there will be no need as all remains quiet.

fill the hot tub up with a big bottle of vegetable oil

No, Music they will slip and break their necks! Or something else

maybe they will slip and land on something that goes right up the back passage

As one of those weirdo people who occasionally rather enjoys outside nekkidness, I've looked into the rules about back garden shenanigans before. Apparently there aren't any actual laws that forbid it, UNLESS it causes a nuisance ie. happening somewhere children can see or spoiling you "quiet enjoyment" of your home. Sounds to me like they are extremely nuisancey and you have good grounds for calling the police on that basis.

As one of those weirdo people who occasionally rather enjoys outside nekkidness, I've looked into the rules about back garden shenanigans before.

Didn't know that makes people weirdos. shoot.

I also rally love naked outdoors swimming (in naked swimming areas. Not just aynwhere...)

MusicToMyEars800 Thu 09-Mar-17 11:20:47
fill the hot tub up with a big bottle of vegetable oil.

• a few stretchy lizards and snakes.

I have just seen this story in the sun!!
www.thesun.co.uk/living/3037847/angry-mumsnet-user-goes-ballistic-about-naughty-neighbours-who-keep-having-sex-in-their-hot-tub-at-5am/

My friend has one he lures lady friends back to. We call it the gene pool.

Can somebody explain why mumsnet hates hottubs? (although in this instance the issue quite obviously isn't the hottub)

A hottub after skiing (snowboarding/snowshoeing)? it's rather nice...

Claryls hot tubs are the playthings of sleazebags, scubbers and stubborn infections. IMHO, of course.

Next time, don't get so comfy in your après ski tub (to quote James Delaney) It Has Plans For You.

Bwahaha.

There's an ad for hot tubs beneath that Sun piece.