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AIBU?

Neighbours shagging in their hot tub at 5am this morning

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SmallVera · 06/03/2017 11:20

And the bastards regularly have loud parties in that festering chlamydia soup with their mates until the early hours at least twice a week.

They're keeping me awake and waking up the DC and I'm fed up with it.

They are really brash and vulgar and alas I am an anxious type and not brave enough to confront them.

But what can I do?!

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OnlyOpenMouthToChangeFeet · 08/03/2017 13:24

Think I'd have to film and sell it on a live feed until I'd saved enough to have my house sound proofed

Claire2109x · 08/03/2017 14:54

Send a little present in a box from one of your little darlings like Sharon Osborne did or Chichester a massive ham over. Xx

Claire2109x · 08/03/2017 14:56

Chuck a massive ham ove.Predictive text. Lol x

Jeanneweany · 08/03/2017 16:31

You could record how loud it is just on a phone or camcorder. Then you have evidence.

Jeanneweany · 08/03/2017 16:35

Bullocks to disclosing anything. If I did that every time the twats behind us had a party then we would never have sold. Fuck it ring the police. Say you think there is a prowler shagging in the hot tub. Tell em to bring a towel and a party 8.

Jeanneweany · 08/03/2017 16:37

Drill a hole in it.

Jeanneweany · 08/03/2017 16:42

How old are they? Kids or middle or older?
Can they be reasoned with.
The other thing is.
The place is rented and they have a hot tub??? Did it come with the house?? If not I bet they don't have permission to have a hot tub. Or report them to benefits agency. Their rent will be stopped and they will b evicted .....

ComputerUserNumptyTwit · 08/03/2017 17:51

Why would the Benefits Agency be interested in OP's neighbours having a hot tub?

BaggypantsCrimplesnitch · 08/03/2017 18:19

Bit gross, but...how about some of these in the water for the swinging bollocks?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 08/03/2017 18:34

I'd call out of the window - "that looks just like a penis - only much smaller!"

Dixiestamp · 08/03/2017 20:14

DS has to come up with a poster about noise pollution for homework. So, so tempting....

Robynmasters · 08/03/2017 20:38

A sex pond in a rented house?

There's no point in trying to reason with someone who'd even contemplate getting into that.

Itisnoteasybeingdifferent · 08/03/2017 21:55

Five in the morning in March somewhere in the SW.... In the garden. Temprature was about 6 degrees.

SmallVera · 09/03/2017 10:45

I am laughing so much at the idea of throwing a massive ham at them. Random yet brilliant.

Hopefully there will be no need as all remains quiet.

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MusicToMyEars800 · 09/03/2017 11:20

fill the hot tub up with a big bottle of vegetable oil

persicaria · 09/03/2017 11:29

No, Music they will slip and break their necks! Or something else

MusicToMyEars800 · 09/03/2017 11:32

maybe they will slip and land on something that goes right up the back passage

MizzStupidFaceHyde · 09/03/2017 15:32

As one of those weirdo people who occasionally rather enjoys outside nekkidness, I've looked into the rules about back garden shenanigans before. Apparently there aren't any actual laws that forbid it, UNLESS it causes a nuisance ie. happening somewhere children can see or spoiling you "quiet enjoyment" of your home. Sounds to me like they are extremely nuisancey and you have good grounds for calling the police on that basis.

ClaryIsTheBest · 09/03/2017 15:34

As one of those weirdo people who occasionally rather enjoys outside nekkidness, I've looked into the rules about back garden shenanigans before.

Didn't know that makes people weirdos. shoot.

I also rally love naked outdoors swimming (in naked swimming areas. Not just aynwhere...)

Onecutefox · 10/03/2017 10:13

MusicToMyEars800 Thu 09-Mar-17 11:20:47
fill the hot tub up with a big bottle of vegetable oil.

a few stretchy lizards and snakes.

MusicToMyEars800 · 10/03/2017 10:32

I have just seen this story in the sun!!
www.thesun.co.uk/living/3037847/angry-mumsnet-user-goes-ballistic-about-naughty-neighbours-who-keep-having-sex-in-their-hot-tub-at-5am/

Oysterbabe · 10/03/2017 10:38

My friend has one he lures lady friends back to. We call it the gene pool.

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ClaryIsTheBest · 10/03/2017 10:48

Can somebody explain why mumsnet hates hottubs? (although in this instance the issue quite obviously isn't the hottub)

A hottub after skiing (snowboarding/snowshoeing)? it's rather nice...

tartancoat · 10/03/2017 11:05

Claryls hot tubs are the playthings of sleazebags, scubbers and stubborn infections. IMHO, of course.

Next time, don't get so comfy in your après ski tub (to quote James Delaney) It Has Plans For You.

Bwahaha.

SmallVera · 10/03/2017 11:25

There's an ad for hot tubs beneath that Sun piece.

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