Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

[Getthewonderwebout]

I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

Dear god. That's a bad one. You're not the only one on here though - I remember the same confession from some other posters on other threads.

Is sneery heartless bastard your usual type then?

you are very sick, and anyone who can fancy a vile creature like him/ well is odd

What about Curious George? He's nice.

I just vomited a little reading your OP. Yadbu.

Mmmm Curious George doesn't cut it for me!

Go and get your eyes tested.

Then your head.

The only hope for you is to set fire to it.

Your brain obviously.

or George Osborne

Good god!
Any other George would be preferable
I hope you wake up from this nightmare soon

Believe me I wish I didn't, but you can't help who you fancy! I'm getting the smelling salts out.

Thanks for the flowers pretending they're from George

You'll get some abuse for this on here!

I see it though. There's something attractive about him.

Don't fancy him half as much as I fancied Clegg mind you!

Burn the Heathen!!!!!!!

Rather shag pink ham Cam.

YADBVVVU. Have those who care about you staged an intervention of some sort yet?

George Osborne? You are going straight to hell in a handbasket.

Yep, burning. It's the only way. Kill it with fire.

stinging yes Cleggy is another one!

I fancy Nick Clegg. He be very gorgeous. Watching the Last Leg on confirmed said crush.

fith I couldn't make this confession out there, in the real world, too many heavy things to be thrown in my direction.

I can sort of see it since he had his hair cut. But still.

Pink ham Cam [grin

I had an erotic dream about Osborne and haven't been the same since. I told DH about the one I had about Cam and he took the piss for weeks. I will never tell him about the Osborne one though.

I saw him in RL once. He had an evil aura about him. [vom]

Nope, don't believe you. Not possible.

grim.

He's not tall/big enough for me but I think he's ok looking. Intellect is attractive too I think.

Death OP, is what will come of you.

Have some

Is this the bit where we say 'interesting first post op'? I'm not going to stalk you across the boards but surely you're a troll!

Have you considered George Fornby, Boy George...a George Foreman grill?