Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

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I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

Oh I remember that! I was sniggering for hours.

My friend fancies him. I think he's got the eyes of a shark, black and soulless

He's our very own Caligula.

There's something meaty about Boris - I'm sure he's got a Cumberland sausage rather than a penis.

Don't beat yourself up too much OP, some people like to eat poo. shrug

Yes, I do equate fancying George Osborne to eating poo.

So was I Tali, every time I see him on t.v. I remember it!

Has anyone mentioned his penis-nose?

Maybe his face puts you in mind of sex. Or pissing in a urinal

I've had to put my tea aside. I feel nauseous.

Ok, I have now read thread.

lemonade has mentioned penis-nose

Ed Balls has kind eyes

crazycatdad - don't bother about addressing the OP.

The thread is last August, I doubt she's interested in it anymore.

Ed Balls has kind eyes . Shame he isn't kind in other ways.

I kind of get the George Osborne thing - it's a compelling concoction of (reasonable) looks, extreme arrogance and his smirky nature. I just want to wipe that smirk off his face...

I want to wipe the smirk off his face as well but I was thinking more along the lines of a high five, in the face, with a chair...

Ed Balls, Alistair Campbell, Obama - all yeses.

Cameron and Osborne = no.
But Hove much, much no-ier.

I meant Gove of course. I'd rather fuck all of Hove, than any of Gove.

Christ Jen , violence rules ok?

best odious politcian quote was about Nicholas Soames (from an ex-)
“Making love with Nick was like have a double wardrobe fall on top of you with the key still in the lock.'

BUT -Michael Portillo is just gorgeous, long standing crush of mine putting aside his past politics.

Alistair Campbell has been my political desire for years.

Love the Nicholas Soames quote. Odious, arrogant, lardarse.

I'm embracing our Commonwealth Cousin, Justin Trudeau as a horny politician type at the moment.

But I'm with you on evil Gideon OP!

You have to be kidding surely? As someone else said he has the most horrible cold, dead shafk eyes. Coupled with the smirky, smarmy sneer, well, ID have a hard time restraining myself from physical violence never mind a shag. I always think he looks like the creepy, weird boy who was bullied at school.and can't quite believe he's managed to make friends with someone more powerful.

YABU. Twice.

Osborne has the weird walk - the same as Portillo and Farage.

I had a filthy dream about Justin Beiber the other night.

I can't stand the spoiled little shit, and I think I'm older than his Mother.

However, we were fucking good