Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

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I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

Ditto xavier

But I wonder whether my attraction to Alan B'Stard and Flash may have been to blame for my teenage attraction to well-spoken, good looking bastards.

DH can attest that I grew out of that phase

no op, he is the child catcher he looks evil.

Hey Nursey, I like a woman with a beard. Gives me something to hold on to.

WOOOOF!

I can only hazard a guess that women who fancy George must have fantasies about being a lowly scullery maid who's rodgered and then cast aside by the caddish elder son of an Earl.

Still very, very wrong though.

I hate him, absolutely hate it but he is hot. Nick Clegg is absolutely gorgeous though. Twat.

I was just looking at that horrifying but also mesmerising website. No WAY is Liam Fox hotter than Dan Jarvis

Crystal Your mind really is astonishingly colourful

I think it's more likely, though, that people who fancy George imagine dressing him up as the lowly scullery maid and then playing the part of Earl Roger themselves.

I've said this before but I think Boris Johnson would be more fun. A bit posh and snorty, but also absolute, utter filth.

Maybe if I squint at him in a certain light....

Nope, he's still a cunt. You're doomed

OTheHugeManatee your upstairs downstairs re-enactment is definitely more palatable than mine!

I dunno I can't help but picture GO in stockings and suspenders under this trousers and black wig and bright red lipstick in his free time.

Every single time I look at him though. I mean there's nothing wrong with that but it's rather distracting from what's coming out of his mouth.

envious TBH I think most of the Labour Party would too

I think having sex with Boris Johnson would be like getting down and dirty with Toad of Toad Hole. An invigorating experience no doubt but not one I'm dying to try for myself.

Toad Hall that should say.........but I'm sure you'd get to see all his toad holes too.

Oh God, reading this thread has made me realise that I fancy Jeremy Hunt.

Hunt me down please, as soon as it's legal again.

You have taken leave of your senses woman ( I assume you are a woman OP!) , as for Talizorah.....FFS...has the world gone mad?

Boris would be AWFUL. He'd accidentally knock something over while you were Doing It and then not shut up about it afterwards.

Toad holes

Noooo Boris would be utterly filthy. The bumbling buffoon thing is an act. I've met him - he's sheet steel, frighteningly clever and oozes moral squalor

I'd do Boris over Osborne any day. Sold.

Annadale you need to take a long hard look at yourself. You're a disgrace.

Oh Rik Mayall definitely.

I haven't read the thread but I bet someone fancies Andy Burnham. Someone always does.

No. He looks like he cries after sex and sometimes during.

Yep. Just went back to the last page for people raving about Andy Burnham.