Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

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I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

Ahhh, NOW I see what the OP is talking about.

I would. Would you?

That video, Gideon looks like his been at in a cupboard somewhere.

Actually he looks drugged

Gideon is vilely attractive in a kind of weasely school-disco kind of way. He just doesn't look like a grown up though.

Trouble is, whenever I think of him in a sex situation, I just think of him being all pale and podgy and enjoying role play about Norland Nannies.

Ugh, he looks like an evil Mr Bean. And he's less 'intellectual' than he is very privileged and well connected - by family, school and marriage. I've still never understood how he walked away from the 'hooker and cocaine' photo online with barely a shrug.

And he's said himself that he doesn't like numbers, so all the actual 'chancelloring' probably takes place in back rooms by people who do understand what they're doing (to an extent...)

Oh, and his personal hero is Tony Blair!

*allegedly is Tony Blair. The hooker and cocaine thing is true, but I guess you shouldn't accuse people of admiring Tony Blair without cast-iron proof.

Tony Blair hasn't aged well, has he?

George Osborne, for example, is oleaginous.

I've just realised who he reminds me of: Mr Collins in P&P.

An odd quality in a Chancellor of the Exchequer, but true nonetheless.

You may need an exorcism.

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I think he's more of a Mr Elton from Emma. Over inflated idea of his own worth combined with a nasty streak.

Have just realised I have never seen a photo of Georgie Boy's wife! Well here she is. Look how alarmed she looks, can't say I blame her.

Beard

She's the daughter of a peer I think, and writes books about her ancestors. 'The Bolter' was quite a popular one. I can easily imagine he married her for her family connections above anything else.

I 100% would. Filth.

Deepest sympathies OP. I'm struggling with my own bizarre crush right now, on rainne Wilson, so I know the shame you must feel.

That is a bad one, OP!

I am concerned that I am posting on here with seemingly normal posters who then admit to fancying Putin! Jeez... mind you, my Grandma definitely used to have a thing for Mikhail Gorbachev.

Oh God really? He looks like someone who whips chambermaids for fun.

I hate the man and everything he stands for...but I feel the same OP

Actually OP I bet you have fantasies about being bent over wearing skimpy underwear while George, in a flounced shirt and breeches, murmurs 'you've been a naughty girl again... I'm afraid it's time for your punishment' and raises the whip to bring it down on you.

Don't you? DON'T YOU?

Also have a thing for Putin. I think I need an exorcism or summat.

He looks like a serial killer. Cold dead eyes and pasty skin.

He looks like his willy would smell like lavender and he might cry after sex.

TheBossness Putin is hot as fuck

Uptown he can ride me any day.