Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

[Getthewonderwebout]

I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

I hope you like being tied up in a dungeon ! He's got form apparently ????

eurgh 50 shades of beige - brain bleach please.

Oh god, this is going to get picked up by the Daily Mail, isn't it, like that Jeremy Corbyn thread.

scarlets if intellect is attractive, what on earth do you see in him?

I kind of get the George Osborne thing - it's a compelling concoction of (reasonable) looks, extreme arrogance and his smirky nature. I just want to wipe that smirk off his face...

Sick Fucker.

And I don't know which of you two that applies to the most.

There ought to be a law...

Like fuck you do. Nobody fancies George Osborne expect perhaps... George Osborne.

Are you actually Gideon?

I wonder if it can be added as a new commandment "Thou shall not fancy evil politicians"

Lotta

YANBU. I'm with you, he looks a bit like like Bear Grylls!

i think the OP is a troll
cos no way could anyone fancy him

Of course, I'd never admit to it anywhere other than here, anonymously!

Oh, I love these sort of threads! I thought about starting one like this the other day but i thought it had been done to death.

Can we play Snog Marry Avoid the Politician?

Sorry I didn't realise this was not the done thing

I'm glad that whilst there may only be a small number of folk getting hot under the collar, I'm not the only one. I bet he's a great shag. He doesn't need to talk to me.

So what is it that attracted you to the millionaire George Osborne?

Well aside from his wife. I guess someone has to and you have been graced with the pleasure.,

Being fair though, I would wreck Andy Burnham. Which is not something I would ever admit in public.

Reasonable looks????? REASONABLE LOOKS?????

Jesus Horatio Christ.

reasonable looks, about as reasonable as standing on blardy plug

There are swathes of people on MN, not me I hasten to add, who confess to fancying Vladimir bloody Putin.

So that makes George, vile as he is, almost acceptable.

I always imagine Gideon to have a white, pasty body with pink nipples, like an albino rabbit.

And someone fancies Michael Portillo. The world is a very confusing place indeed.

Have you seen the video of him looking dishevelled in parliament OP? It's quite funny, you might like it fans the flames

I just tried to google it for you, but came up with loads of pictures of him when he was overweight and just sicked up in my mouth a little bit.

Andy Burnham does have pretty eyes..not that I would be distracted from his politics of course..