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Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

223 replies

Getthewonderwebout · 05/08/2015 22:07

I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

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charlieandlola · 05/08/2015 22:45

I hope you like being tied up in a dungeon ! He's got form apparently ????

bolleauxnouveau · 05/08/2015 22:51

eurgh 50 shades of beige - brain bleach please.

AlbrechtDurer · 05/08/2015 22:53

Oh god, this is going to get picked up by the Daily Mail, isn't it, like that Jeremy Corbyn thread.

FithColumnist · 05/08/2015 22:57

scarlets if intellect is attractive, what on earth do you see in him?

JamSarnies · 05/08/2015 23:07

I kind of get the George Osborne thing - it's a compelling concoction of (reasonable) looks, extreme arrogance and his smirky nature. I just want to wipe that smirk off his face...

ThoseAwfulCurtains · 05/08/2015 23:13

Sick Fucker.

And I don't know which of you two that applies to the most.

There ought to be a law...

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 05/08/2015 23:14

Like fuck you do. Nobody fancies George Osborne expect perhaps... George Osborne.

Are you actually Gideon?

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 05/08/2015 23:16

I wonder if it can be added as a new commandment "Thou shall not fancy evil politicians"

BathshebaDarkstone · 05/08/2015 23:16

Lotta Grin

ThoseAwfulCurtains · 05/08/2015 23:17
selsigfach · 05/08/2015 23:17

YANBU. I'm with you, he looks a bit like like Bear Grylls!

Samcro · 05/08/2015 23:18

i think the OP is a troll
cos no way could anyone fancy him

selsigfach · 05/08/2015 23:19

Of course, I'd never admit to it anywhere other than here, anonymously!

xavierfondue · 05/08/2015 23:19

Oh, I love these sort of threads! I thought about starting one like this the other day but i thought it had been done to death.

Can we play Snog Marry Avoid the Politician?

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Getthewonderwebout · 05/08/2015 23:28

Sorry I didn't realise this was not the done thing Confused

I'm glad that whilst there may only be a small number of folk getting hot under the collar, I'm not the only one. I bet he's a great shag. He doesn't need to talk to me.

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bolleauxnouveau · 05/08/2015 23:30

So what is it that attracted you to the millionaire George Osborne?

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 05/08/2015 23:34

Well aside from his wife. I guess someone has to and you have been graced with the pleasure.Grin,

FithColumnist · 05/08/2015 23:38

Being fair though, I would wreck Andy Burnham. Which is not something I would ever admit in public.

NobodyLivesHere · 05/08/2015 23:43

Reasonable looks????? REASONABLE LOOKS?????

Jesus Horatio Christ.

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 05/08/2015 23:48

reasonable looks, about as reasonable as standing on blardy plug

CrystalMcPistol · 05/08/2015 23:52

There are swathes of people on MN, not me I hasten to add, who confess to fancying Vladimir bloody Putin.

So that makes George, vile as he is, almost acceptable.

xavierfondue · 05/08/2015 23:52

I always imagine Gideon to have a white, pasty body with pink nipples, like an albino rabbit.

CrystalMcPistol · 05/08/2015 23:53

And someone fancies Michael Portillo. The world is a very confusing place indeed.

UnGoogleable · 05/08/2015 23:53

Have you seen the video of him looking dishevelled in parliament OP? It's quite funny, you might like it fans the flames

I just tried to google it for you, but came up with loads of pictures of him when he was overweight and just sicked up in my mouth a little bit.

bolleauxnouveau · 05/08/2015 23:54

Andy Burnham does have pretty eyes..not that I would be distracted from his politics of course..