Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

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I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

George Osbourne would be the star of my sexual nightmares not fantasies OP - you need counselling pronto

I think Gove would be worse than Osbourne. That's the kindest thing I can say about sex with Osbourne.

This thread is hilarious. Someone put on another thread yesterday that they'd met GO and his wife on holiday and that he was charming, clever, and funny (ok, I might have paraphrased, but that was the gist - I think the poster was a Labour voter, so was grudgingly admitting his charms).
To me, the only possible response is to channel Jules from Pulp Fiction. "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**kers."

Between Cameron and Osborne, I can't decide which is the bully and which the victim.

I do see the attraction, in the sense that he does sort of look like Bear Grylls but crossed with Mr. Peanut.

Ps I note when they have him on tv commenting on anything at all these days, he's always in a hi viz jacket. To combat the image of him in a top hat and monacle a la Mr. Peanut I presume

Gove would be worse than Osbourne definitely worst of the lot in terms of snog, marry, avoid

I'd rather just cut to the chase and go into a nunnery rather than snog, marry or avoid any of them.

Run for the hills. The man doesnt have a heart..he is a trillion red flags.

Best to think EU Op, try looking across the Channel : Manuel Valls and Emmanuel Macron are actually, genuinely attractive.

Shortly after the 1997 gen elec, while I was working on a regional newspaper, I had a horrible dream....I'd been knocked up by Alistair Campbell and (in the dream) I was wandering around in utter Rosemary's Baby-style horror, trying to hide it from friends, colleagues and family.
I've always found him utterly repulsive and that dream really didn't help.

To this day, the mere mention of him makes me feel as if my Fallopian tubes have turned into legs and are trying to scarper out of my body to get away from that abomination.
I've never told anyone about this IRL, because I don't want them to think about it whenever his name comes up.

As you were, people.

Enough of the anecdotes, let's make this more scientific.

Oh I'd definitely shag Alistair Campbell.

Bear Grylls! I knew he reminded me of someone.

Bear Grylls would get it too.
Oh dear. Think I may be hormonal.

My post didn't post, so that didn't make sense...

He's not my type but not that bad. Not as bad a Cameron.

Now Obama, statesmanlike, handsome, suave, powerful ...sigh

Obama, definitely.

Obama would get it.

MyFavourite my MP is No 29 and he looks like a cross between a slug and Harry Enfield as Tory Boy. I'd actually put him very close to last! Although some WI type with a total crush on him plastered his constituency office with hideous giant posters of him, during the last election. So someone finds him hot.

What???????????????

He looks like he would cut your minge to give it to his friends to eat. And then laugh about it by sending shit unfunny tweets.

Yeah...or wear it.
His new red briefcase is probably lined with his - ahem - trophies.

I think George is gorgeous! Someone up thread said they met him and he had an aura of evil about him
I know it's wrong but that turns nme on even more
I also think Tommy Sheridan is hot as fuck

His suitcase is probably lined with the flesh of the poor.

Ovary, you know, in the olden days you'd be burnt at the stake. Surely fancying GO is akin to witchcraft.

I remember someone on here describing David Cameron as having a face like a freshly wanked cock