Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

[Getthewonderwebout]

I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

enviousllama I saw Prezza in B&Q in Hull. He was trying to use the fast check out till and failing badly (ie "unexpected item in the baggage area"). he walked off in a huff and joined the queue behind me muttering "That's not bloody fast is it?"

it was the day that David Milliband resigned as an MP. I wanted to talk to him about politics and interesting stuff but my son was shouting and leaping about gleefully, telling everyone that he'd done a massive poo in the toilet.

It's Alastair Campbell all the way for me

No, Rimmer is rather sexy in a way, not having that comparison. Blackadder aint bad either.

Yeah, sorry Limited. You would end up decidedly unsatisfied. But at least he'd be dead.

Prezza looked mighty fine in his youth! Somewhat similar to a certain Mr. George Michael in his Wham days...??

Absolutely right about Campbell tethers. Yum.

ok.

so, when he was delivering the budget I noticed that old Gids has such a bulbous nose as to resemble a most resplendent bell-end.

consequently, if your appreciation of him is solely related to the fact that you could lower your fanny on to his smug face and wholly obscure it whilst riding the aforementioned cock-nose to an orgasmic crescendo then do crack on, with my blessing.

otherwise pretty much as pp have said;

boil your head.

Boil your head and ask for it to be put on a spike above the Tower of London but you won't be alone. I'd love to fuck Micheal Portillo. I'll join you after.

"consequently, if your appreciation of him is solely related to the fact that you could lower your fanny on to his smug face and wholly obscure it whilst riding the aforementioned cock-nose to an orgasmic crescendo then do crack on, with my blessing."

Ok, where's that brain bleach gone?

Dont hog it Seffina.

lemonade I just had to pinch my nose really hard to stop myself exploding with idiot laughter in a quiet office at your 'cock-nose' comment.

On the subject of A+B=GAAAH how about:

Cartoon character A

plus cartoon character B

= cartoon character C.

Of the three of them, I think I'd do Captain Haddock

Yes I'm resurrecting a zombie. With a new name. I'm ashamed.

Just wanted to say 'me too' op. I've met him once, when he was in opposition and sorry but he has got something.
I'm diametrically opposed politically but couldn't help flirting a lot little. He's all over the TV ATM with the budget and I so would. Sorry.

I know someone who fancies Gideon and has done for ages.

I see her quite regularly and sometimes look at her while asking myself how, why and, well, how and why, really.

Nice enough bird. Tax lawyer...

I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

Can I do both?

Someone on a recently deleted thread made the excellent point that Gideon looks a bit like a ventroliquist's dummy. (Think 1950s' one, the sort that kills you in horror films).

You mean Gideon? To me he looks like he is a head boy still.

And he's utterly vile

Totally understand- have been watching the budget and thinking he's lush!

Also had a thing for Bill Clinton, Portillo and Clegg.

Nick Clegg, Alastair Campbell, yes. And Portillo certainly has something. GO is intelligent, which is attractive, and his haircut is an improvement on his earlier version but otherwise, no.

I still hold a torch for Nick Clegg and Ed Milliband

Must admit, he's never struck me as 'intelligent'.

I'd love to fuck filthy Gideon all day and into tomorrow. Sorry.

He looks like a toff who's ready to give the parlour maid a good rodgering before he heads out to give some peasants a well deserved whipping.

And I bet he has really clammy hands.

Also David Milliband. Which is slightly more acceptable, but I can't help it.
Oh Mr Chancellor!

I think I do have a type and sneery, entitled, head boy would certainly describe more than a couple of my exs. My OH is a lovely boy though.