Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

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I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

Andy Burnham looks like a ventriloquist dummy. Just no.

I used to be mortified about my Nick Clegg crush - judging by this thread though, I'm in good company

Yep Lotta. Nick Clegg is extremely gorgeous and there's alot of things I'd like to do to that man. Mainly involving, food, chains, house of commons......Not always together.

Steady on Tali is is that he's gorgeous or that its just desperately slim pickings in the land of politics?

You Putin fanciers are unspeakable

I find him to be rather attractive. Nice smile and nice eyes too, Lotta.

Andy Burnham looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

Yes.

I like Alan Johnson.

I saw Frank Field in the flesh about 10 years ago and was very impressed. Though I imagine he'd be a bit stern and I'm not sure he'd be interested in me anyway. He's gone a bit decrepit in recent years so my fickle fancies have fleeted.

A friend's friend is an MP - not at all high profile, but a good egg - and we were sitting in his office one night flipping through the House of Commons Year Book rating the MPs for shaggability.

The number of times we said: 'Yeah, I'd do him' and he'd look over and say: 'He's gay. He's gay too. And him...'

Andy Burnham is the new Nick Clegg.

Not for he's not.....Pretty eyes though.

Andy Burnham is what you get if you cross Robbie Williams with Ed Balls. Look:

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GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

If you could persuade him to leave politics you'd make a lot of friends.

limitedperiodonly - Alan Johnson is a familiar character in Hull and I've met him a few times. He is such a lovely, down to earth, honest bloke. The tragedy for the labour party is that he won't stand in the leadership contest. He's finally got his personal life sorted, so who can blame him?

Boris Johnson for me, he could def laugh me into bed. Hes my secret not so secret now crush. I wouldn't worry OP there are people on mumsnet who said they fancy that humourless old goat Corbyn . George ain't that bad.

Alan Johnson is lovely. I certainly prefer him to his canary yellow blazer wearing, sofa mate Michael Portillo.

xavierfondue Alan Johnson walked into a smart Knightsbridge restaurant a while ago with a woman I took to be his wife who we now know would have been shagging the Special Branch officer parked outside.

It was packed. He asked if they could have a table and the waiter said no and there was not a lot of point waiting. The waiter was French and didn't recognise him.

Alan didn't say: 'Do you know I'm the Home Secretary?'

He said: 'Oh. Okay. I was just came in on the off chance. Can I book for Wednesday?'

At that moment I knew that if I was single, I'd go for Alan.

Alan Johnson does seem like a lovely man, a really decent person. I do wish people would lay off him about the leadership though. He's clearly not interested and I don't blame him in the slightest. Its a real strength to know your own limitations and to be clear about what you can cope with personally

Years ago I used to think that Tony Blair was a bit of alright, and I would have. I was so ashamed. The light bulb moment has just struck, I looked on him as an Alan B'stard - smiley slippery character. But at the same time he looked like The Joker, then again young Jack Nicholson, yes!

I can't think of any shaggable MPs.

Ewww, the pictures in my head now!

George Osborne couldn't give head if his life depended on it. Just no.

Andy burnham is absolutely not the "new Nick Clegg", what blasphemy

George Osbourne = Arnold Rimmer + Edmund Blackadder

George Osborne giving head if his life depended on it at the gun point of a Russian gangster with me as the terrified recipient is the thing of my most florid nightmares.

I have quite an imagination.