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To think it is not normal to expect intercourse to last an hour... is it??

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justkeeponsmiling · 16/03/2014 16:41

So... I was talking to my friend the other day and asked her how the relationship with her new partner was going and she said it was ok but the sex was disappointing. When I asked her to clarify, she said her new man didn't "last as long" as her xbf.
Apparently, the only way she can come is by having actual intercourse for ages. Foreplay doesn't do anything for her and she said she can take it or leave it. So, when asked how long she was expecting it to last, she said at the very least half an hour, preferably an hour or longer!
Now, DH and I have been together for 13 years and have three DCs (my friend has no DCs), so to be fair memories of our sex-life at the start of our relationship, pre DCs is a bit hazy, but I was still a bit Shock and she was genuinely surprised by my reaction.
I wouldn't find it odd to want an hours worth of foreplay (oh, what it must be like to have that much time...) but actual intercourse?
I told her that if my DH expected to pound me for over an hour on a regular basis I'm sure my undercarriage would soon be turning into leather...
AIBU??

OP posts:
SolidGoldBrass · 17/03/2014 21:11

People like different things, that's all. There's nothing wrong with having long PIV sessions, just like there's nothing wrong with preferring a two-pump Percy - as long as both (or all) parties involved have a good time, people can do what they like. My personal preference is for speedy shooters because I have a short attention span, but each to their own.

JeanSeberg · 17/03/2014 21:20

Loving Two Pump Percy SGB. Grin

crazy88 · 17/03/2014 21:23

PMSL at two pump Percy, sounds like something my Nanna would have said, god rest her soul Grin

NoodleOodle · 17/03/2014 21:24

An hour on the odd occasion but not to expect is as normal, no way. YANBU

ForalltheSaints · 17/03/2014 21:28

Thank you all for bringing a smile to my evening after what has been a difficult day at work.

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 18/03/2014 00:27

Two Pump Percy, so gotta tell my friend that one. Grin

Chloerose75 · 18/03/2014 00:27

Bahaha at two pump Percy!

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