To Question What The Hell Went On In This Loo...

[NurseyWursey]

Don't read if you're squeamish with poo

Walked into the Tesco loos, went into a cubicle..

There was poo on the toilet seat, walls and a massive pile in the toilet. But the thing that bothered me most was, there was no toilet roll on top of the poo.

who even does that??

Share your code brown stories if you wish ;)

I was in the passport office in Peterborough and there was a trail of diarrhea from the waiting room to the toilets, the middle cubicle to be precise!
I went to the toilet and then a very nicely dressed woman came out of the middle cubicle washed her hands and walked off and I have no idea if it was her that had the accident or not.

Nice hotel in New York. It was a lovely morning so opened the curtains wider and saw a huge human shit on the window sill. It had one layer of toliet paper on it blowing softly in the wind.
I have never laughed so hard. Got an upgrade when I complained though

Hahahaha

plenty that reminds me of a trip to Hong Kong several years ago. Beautiful hotel overlooking the harbour, DH and I gazed happily out, our eyes taking in the stunning scenery, the traditional Chinese boats bobbing gently...... and the Chinese man perched precariously on the very back of his boat, trousers round his ankles and arse raised as he curled one out into the water....

The hotel manager was morified just hope they did not think I had planted it there for the upgrade!
Whoever did it must have been aiming for the street below, but did not have the balls to handle the shit without paper over it.

I got caught short at the beach in Spain that had no public loos and just HAD TO GO. So I poo'd in the sea. It popped up behind me and floated off, then I had to do a sandy bum scrub with my hand oh the shame

I love the phrase 'caught short'

Oh dear it's like a scene from Kevin and Perry!

My husband worked at RMA Sandhurst and once found a turd in a shower..... It was in an area used primarily by Cadets. DH advised the RSM and next thing all the Cadets were out on the Parade Square getting a proper bollocking!

Many years ago my mother was driving behind a land rover full of squadies. It was the kind with a cloth roof and sides.
Suddenly the back opened and an arse stuck out and promptly shat on the road.

Pip