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Original poster

To start a thread about "Naughty Things I have Done Recently" as an antidote to the not-very-nice-threads.

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:14

So:

I lied to DH on Saturday and said I got up at 8.00am when I really got up at 10.00am

I had cup-a-soup and tuna and mayonnaise sandwich paste on toast for lunch yesterday.

I also didn't get dressed until 12.00pm yesterday.

I left the laundry in the tumble dryer for two days as of today.

I'm going to hell aren't I? Shock

even though I don't believe in hell

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:16

I also battered two huge spiders to death with DHs shoe.

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CherryLips1980 · 14/10/2013 20:19

I bought jelly squares and evaporated milk to mix in with the jelly. I've eaten the squares and I'd love to say that I'll buy more for the milk but the reality is, I'm going to drink it at some point. I love evaporated milk.

I had a crisp sandwich for tea.

I am |this| close to trying all the old wives tales for kick starting labour at 37+2 and still at work.

lessonsintightropes · 14/10/2013 20:20

I skived off the afternoon half of a reeeelly boring conference to hang out with DH who had a day's annual leave. Don't tell!

Captainbarnacles1101 · 14/10/2013 20:20

I went shopping with my mum today and we got so carried away we forgot to collect my daughter from school at 3pm. we realised at 3:15! didnt get to school until 3:30. Shock
I lied to the teacher and said i broke down.

Save a seat on the bus to hell. Blush

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:21

Crisp sandwich you say?...

All the best with the baby! Smile - hope it comes soon!

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Nicknameinvalid · 14/10/2013 20:21

Oooh I like this thread!

I ate all a slice of chocolate cake for breakfast this morning.

My washing machine is empty but my laundry basket is overflowing.

I just put the dishwasher on again because I found one dirty plate.

I put both my kids to bed early tonight with a film as a special treat for me

Wow that all looks bad.. Debates running the Hoover round..

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:22

You are NAUGHTY people!

The step is that way>>

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gintastic · 14/10/2013 20:23

I went to the pub for lunch with DC's yesterday and gave the 10mo chips and chocolate cake because she wanted them. She wouldn't eat the nice homemade pasta meal I took for her :-( she didn't half go for chips and chocolate cake!

IWishYouWould · 14/10/2013 20:23

I have on the first day of my healthy eating, just polished off a home made ice cream sundaeShock .
I haven't told my hard working hubby that the kids got up at 08:40 todayGrin .
I'm still looking at the clean washing from the wknd, in the basket...and carry on walking past. I will get it when I need it I guess.
I can see the kids on the floor and I have no intention of moving them tonight.

Binkyridesagain · 14/10/2013 20:25

I've eaten 3 blueberry muffins today, I blame everyone else though, no one wanted any so I've had to have them so they don't go to waste.

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:25
Shock
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IWishYouWould · 14/10/2013 20:26

oh dear, how to change a sentence with one word missing. *toys, definitely kids toys. not my children!!Grin

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:26

I did wonder...

Grin
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Nicknameinvalid · 14/10/2013 20:27

I had more respect for you when I thought it was the kids I wish it was ;)

ThermoLobster · 14/10/2013 20:27

Where's my post of confessions!? Grrrr! Anyway it involved a Greggs Cheese and Bacon hot wrap, lies, watching tv whilst working and being asleep whilst babysitting.

I am also a habitual liar.

I am a terrible person.

MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic · 14/10/2013 20:28

Should have been doing housework and cleaning type stuff today as I'm at work the rest of the week. Instead I sat my flabby backside on the sofa, drank coffee and ate crusty bread and butter with marmite and read Harry Potter fanfiction.

happydaze77 · 14/10/2013 20:29

Just had my third can of Coke + Mars bar of the day (it's been one of those days). Why is coke and chocolate so addictive?

KneesoftheBee · 14/10/2013 20:29

I took a days leave to paint the living room. I did a bit then sat on MN for most of the afternoon. I was rinsing the paint brushes & wiping my brow when DH came in from work so it looks like I've been at it all day.

caz1010 · 14/10/2013 20:29

I told ds's it was bedtime 40 mins early, the dark dismal evening helped my case.

I am now laid on sofa with a box of Maltesers catching up with soaps off the planner. Grin

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:30

Too much Wine Thermo darling? Wink

It's not Friday you know

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:31

Frankly I'm shocked at you all.

Your far worse than me.

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headlesslambrini · 14/10/2013 20:31

I hide the chocolate at the back of the fridge and tell the DC's that we don't have any.

I used to make DS clean the bath and tell him he is very lucky as it's an extra special treat and he was only allowed to do it when he was very good. He's 14 now and unfortunately doesn't fall for it anymore.

I tell DH that Tesco's didn't have any of the rolls which he really likes because I couldn't be bothered to get them from the bottom shelf sticking my arse in the air whilst having to do so

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:31

You're Blush

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ThermoLobster · 14/10/2013 20:32

Salmo, I will have you know that I am a reformed character when it comes to drinking wine apart from the last few nights!

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:33
Grin
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