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Original poster

To start a thread about "Naughty Things I have Done Recently" as an antidote to the not-very-nice-threads.

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:14

So:

I lied to DH on Saturday and said I got up at 8.00am when I really got up at 10.00am

I had cup-a-soup and tuna and mayonnaise sandwich paste on toast for lunch yesterday.

I also didn't get dressed until 12.00pm yesterday.

I left the laundry in the tumble dryer for two days as of today.

I'm going to hell aren't I? Shock

even though I don't believe in hell

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HopeS01 · 14/10/2013 20:33

I love this thread, it's cheering me up so much!!
I ate Nutella from the jar after dinner blames pregnancy hormones Blush

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:34

That's how you're supposed to eat Nutella dear.

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KneesoftheBee · 14/10/2013 20:34

Sometimes I get caught out.

I once told DH I was so busy I had to catch up with work on my laptop in the evening. I didn't realise he could see the brightly coloured MN reflected in my glasses. Grin

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:35

I like your style headless!

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mouseymummy · 14/10/2013 20:36

I had super noodles and sweet corn for lunch, dd2 may have eaten some when my back was turned too.

I didn't get up til 8, dd1s dad was turning up at 830 to pick her up for school, oops!!

I'm now planning to eat half a chocolate fudge cake, whilst watching the biggest loser!!

thebody · 14/10/2013 20:37

I was 'going sober for October' with a friend. I had a large glass on October 2nd and have lied to her about not having any wine while she has been really good!

I have even texted her encouragement to keep it up while sipping wine.

I am ashamed. Grin but it's for her own good!

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:38
Shock Grin
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SugarHut · 14/10/2013 20:39

I had a bowl of slim pasta. A pear. Then...

5 enormous chocolate and coconut macaroons (would have been 6 except the dog snaffled one) and half a family size sticky toffee pudding.

Got my mother to pick up DS from school today saying I had a doctors appointment, when actually I had lip filler and botox. Then pretended to be in the bath when she dropped him off so she couldn't see the evidence.

Ashamed. Utterly ashamed.

DontmindifIdo · 14/10/2013 20:41

Hmm, I'm more of a nutella on crunchy bread type...

My confession - I'm having a take away curry for dinner, I'm only putting the main sauce and rice into My Fitness Plan, not going to mention the onion barjis or the nann bread or the popadoms and dips or even the veggie sides. I know I don't have enough calories left for the day. I like it telling me I'm going to be my target weight before the end of November.

impatienttobemummy · 14/10/2013 20:43

I've eaten 3 large mince pies today and DS has watched about 6 hrs if Peppa Pig Blush

Nicknameinvalid · 14/10/2013 20:43

I've been smoking for the past month on the sly and my dh doesn't have a clue! (Only smoke at work and he works away) he bought me a present for doing so well Blush my theory is if I tell him I fell off the wagon I will end up smoking more Grin

Nicknameinvalid · 14/10/2013 20:44

Unless of course he knows and bought me the gift to encourage me to feel guilty Hmm

ThisIsBULLSHIT · 14/10/2013 20:45

I flirted with a policeman and used really good words to impress him. Grin
I also cancelled my one to one personal trainer cos I was a bit hungover.

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:45

I may have a smoking-related naughtiness myself...

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SirChenjin · 14/10/2013 20:45

I've been working from home on a new project. I maybe haven't done the full amount of hours I should have.

I told DH that no, my period was NOT due and how dare he be so insulting when he accused me of being grumpy with PMT

I told a new (Muslim) friend that I didn't drink either (I really don't know why I did that, now I have to ignore her friends request on FB so she doesn't see what I get up to)

I may have exaggerated the number of times by a lot that I was up with DC3 during the night in order to secure the long lie that day (we alternate them at the weekends)

teacher123 · 14/10/2013 20:46

We arranged for DS to stay at GPs on Wednesday night because I'm working late and so is DH. His shift has now changed and we haven't told his parents so that we can go to the pub and then have a lie in on Thursday...

usualsuspect · 14/10/2013 20:47

I ate a large bar of cadburys dairy milk with daim pieces in ,instead of having dinner.

CherryLips1980 · 14/10/2013 20:49

HopeS01, I'm using pregnancy as an excuse to do that very thing. 'OH! Do you want to feel your daughter kick? One sec...' ;)

I left work at 3pm (using AL) because I was knackered. I could have stuck it out for another 3 hours. Especially as I had spent much of the day on MN.

Nicknameinvalid · 14/10/2013 20:49

Salmo... Fess up!

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:49

What are daim pieces?

Why is there a chocolate I don't know about??

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Original poster
Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:50

Ahem.

I told DH I was trying to stop smoking again and I may have gone and accidentally bought some.

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notagiraffe · 14/10/2013 20:50

Iwishyouwould I've had a really tough day and your kids on the floor just made me Grin Thank you.

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:50

Some cigarettes obviously.

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SunshineMMum · 14/10/2013 20:50

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ThisIsBULLSHIT · 14/10/2013 20:51

Ooh I did that last week usual! Yum!