To start a thread about "Naughty Things I have Done Recently" as an antidote to the not-very-nice-threads.

[Salmotrutta]

So:

I lied to DH on Saturday and said I got up at 8.00am when I really got up at 10.00am

I had cup-a-soup and tuna and mayonnaise sandwich paste on toast for lunch yesterday.

I also didn't get dressed until 12.00pm yesterday.

I left the laundry in the tumble dryer for two days as of today.

I'm going to hell aren't I?

even though I don't believe in hell

I need a cigarette now.

This is quite cathartic.

I have AL for the next 3 days, with a HV visit on Thursday. Tomorrow and Wednesday are going to be spent having a MAJOR tidy up so we aren't immediately marked down as incapable. And the dog is potentially going to be out for a walk when she comes too.

No you don't.

That would be NAUGHTY.

I greatly slightly exaggerated the extent of DS's reading in his reading record this weekend.

We watched films and ate popcorn instead.

That was to teacher by the way

I ate most of a bag of Doritos in the car while dd asleep

I haven't unpacked from my holiday 2 weeks ago

I told dd the swimming pool was closed on Sunday as I was very hung over

Eeevviiillll!

I told dh I was going to the gym on Saturday...I went for a coffee instead and ran home so I would look hot and sweaty.

I have 2 cigarettes and a lighter in my handbag left over from a wedding a few weeks ago. Must. Not. Smoke. Them.

Pelvic, that's bad? I always sometimes do that! Then I feel all smug when I dd gets a silver star for doing so much reading [big grin]

LOL!

Teacher.. Pour hot coffee on them to ruin them.. And then forget about them not put them on the radiator to dry like I did

Teacher, they'll be stale by now!!

DH will be all disappointed. There is nothing worse than being married to an ex smoker who is PLEASED they've given up. He never has cravings, doesn't miss them, yadda yadda. I was very good at smoking, and took it very seriously.

That's my star that is!! Dd looks by it

I lay in bed too late this morning
I ate pork scratchings for breakfast (low carb at least)
I decided sex was better than doing the cleaning
So no cleaning has been done and I'm watching trashy tv

I shan't smoke them, mainly because DH will be home from work in an hour and I can't be arsed to have a shower before bed. If he was on a nightshift however...

My dh gave up 10 years ago.. Allegedly just woke up one morning and decided it wasn't for him... Personally I put more effort into things and have decided that I just married someone who doesn't see things through properly! not jealous at all but he does have the 'it's easy if you really want it' mentality.. Which shows me that obviously I don't want it lol

I've just been awarded "Slimmer of the week " at slimming world and been congratulated on my success. I said I've been really good.

I failed to mention that I was being sick most of Saturday and didn't eat due to some overenthusiastic drinking on Friday.

You mean I sat through all that biff, chip and kipper crap like a chump when I could have been enjoying myself??

All this time??

ARG!

I have dreams about smoking again. My DH is really nice and everything but has become irritatingly smug.

Got into work early today but spent a considerable amount of time looking at property porn and drinking coffee until everyone else got in.....

Pelvic.. But at least you have learned now!! And once they are a bit older you can get away with watching the film and then writing in their diary that they showed a fantastic understanding of the hunger games.. (In my defence I never said that we read the book.. If that's what the teacher presumed then.....

Did you pretend to have done loads of work CooCoo?

Tweasels that is inspirational!!!!!!

I awarded DS extra minecraft time repeatedly this evening so I could cook him a good dinner. We had microwaved meals and garlic bread as truth be told I didn't want to cook after parents evening!