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Original poster

To start a thread about "Naughty Things I have Done Recently" as an antidote to the not-very-nice-threads.

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:14

So:

I lied to DH on Saturday and said I got up at 8.00am when I really got up at 10.00am

I had cup-a-soup and tuna and mayonnaise sandwich paste on toast for lunch yesterday.

I also didn't get dressed until 12.00pm yesterday.

I left the laundry in the tumble dryer for two days as of today.

I'm going to hell aren't I? Shock

even though I don't believe in hell

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Greenandcabbagelooking · 14/10/2013 22:52

I've not got dressed today...

In my defense, I'm ill.

Squeakygate · 14/10/2013 22:53

Ive been out for lunch today and haven't told dh. He wont mind but we are meant to be watching the pennies.

PerpendicularVince · 14/10/2013 22:58

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Famzilla · 14/10/2013 22:59

I gave 6 1/2 MO BLW DD some of the toppings oft dominoes for dinner tonight because I could not be arsed to cook anything for anyone.

I'm also not going to uni tomorrow as she has an ear infection and my bridal bouquet, new lancome order & Bobbi brown brushes are being delivered

Overthehillmum · 14/10/2013 23:03

I told my boss that I had a migraine coming on and had to go home for my medicine and lay down for a while, and came home for an hour and emmmm spent time with my husband, got lots of concern when I returned looking a bit tired!! I felt a lot better :)

fuckwittery · 14/10/2013 23:26

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 23:41

These are so funny!

And much better than the horrible goading threads Smile

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Custardo · 14/10/2013 23:43

bar staff were twats on fri night, so i left with my half a pint - and the glass
which is now in my cupboard

viva la revolution

Howstricks · 14/10/2013 23:43

I told myself that i look better at 10 stone than half a stone lighter so i could eat cupcakes and cheese on toast rather than something a little healthier.

Howstricks · 14/10/2013 23:45

And i got up at 535 am rather than 530 this morning...it's a slippery slope!! Grin

BakedAlaskaStomper · 14/10/2013 23:48

I went round to the shop and went into the red on my card to buy pizza because I couldn't be arsed cooking, even though I went to the market on sat and bought organic veg. I also bought a red bra for a fiver after telling DD to go home with the pizza, and bought assorted lunch crap so I don't have to make lunches.
I also threw out 3 bags of raggy hoodies and tshirts on DS1 (15), and threw out all his dirty socks rather than wash and sort them! Will buy a few new packs all the same colour, so no odd socks. (~Although I must confess the wanking etiquitte thread put me off wanting to touch them Wink). He said he didn't want to change his bed, and I let him leave it even though it hasn't been changed in a months

BakedAlaskaStomper · 14/10/2013 23:51

Sorry I told DS1 that I took the clothes to be washed, and that I only threw out old uniforms.

SecretWitch · 14/10/2013 23:51

I let my 6 year old eat corn chips and orange juice for breakfast
I had a sneaky lie down this afternoon
I drank choc syrup right from the bottle and did not even pretend to have glass of milk in front of me

BakedAlaskaStomper · 15/10/2013 00:01

I am in the middle of a de-clutter, and I have filled 2 boxes full of books, toys and other crap that I can't be bothered to sort - It is all going into the attic tomorrow. My attic is full of crap I can't be bothered to sort, on the right hand side.
I have thrown out lamps and other electronic stuff into the landfill bin in black bags, even though where I live we are supposed to bring it back to the shop for recycling; we pay a recycling tax on the item when we buy it. It's just the house fills up with broken lamps, stereos, mixers etc.
It's terrible, because i used to be so green, be a huge champion fo rrecycling. Now I can't be arsed, I don't even wash green bin stuff.

ThePearShapedToad · 15/10/2013 00:01

I looked at the pile of ironing that has been sitting on the spare bed for a week... Then threw it all into the washing machine again. If I can't see it, it must have been magically done already Halloween Blush

I stayed in bed till 11am today eating Terry's chocolate orange as "breakfast"
I'm sure the orange part counts as vitamin c

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Rosencrantz · 15/10/2013 01:41

I had bum sex Wink

DaleyBump · 15/10/2013 01:48

It's not even Friday Halloween Shock

DaleyBump · 15/10/2013 01:50

How do you pretend to have a glass of milk in front of you Secret? Halloween Grin

SecretWitch · 15/10/2013 02:01

Daley, i usually make an attempt to seem as if I am going about my chocolate milk business. Rattling a glass in the cupboard, banging open the fridge for the milk. This time I swigged straight from the bottle and wiped my face across of hand...bliss Halloween Grin

SecretWitch · 15/10/2013 02:02

Bum sex on a non weekend night??! Some people really are flouting convention...

DaleyBump · 15/10/2013 02:05

AIBU to think that people should only have bum sex at the weekend? Halloween Wink

Also, chocolate milk business Halloween Grin

SecretWitch · 15/10/2013 02:12

Daley, YANBU. Bum sex requires planning, timing and coordination.

SecretWitch · 15/10/2013 02:13

And don't even get me started on the bum towel Halloween Shock

DaleyBump · 15/10/2013 02:16

And lube. Lots of lube. But never, ever, ever the tingley stuff. Shit burns like acid.

Bum towel oh god Halloween Envy

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