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Original poster

To start a thread about "Naughty Things I have Done Recently" as an antidote to the not-very-nice-threads.

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 20:14

So:

I lied to DH on Saturday and said I got up at 8.00am when I really got up at 10.00am

I had cup-a-soup and tuna and mayonnaise sandwich paste on toast for lunch yesterday.

I also didn't get dressed until 12.00pm yesterday.

I left the laundry in the tumble dryer for two days as of today.

I'm going to hell aren't I? Shock

even though I don't believe in hell

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JadziaSnax · 14/10/2013 22:00

I fell asleep after I got home from work, leaving DH to deal with the DCs.

Nicknameinvalid · 14/10/2013 22:00

Salmo.. Either that or an utter lush who is dragging her kids up lol

Itsybitsyteenyweeneyyellowpolk · 14/10/2013 22:06

Last night when dd and dp were in bed I ate almost a whole packet of chocolate fingers and then hid the rest (a measly 3/4 at most . . ) at the back of the cupboard.

I'm on weight watchers and have been adding at least 10 points to my allowance all week.

I'm so bad Shock

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Nicknameinvalid · 14/10/2013 22:08

You didn't eat 3/4... That's progress! You should be Grin

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Itsybitsyteenyweeneyyellowpolk · 14/10/2013 22:12

wholenutt where do you buy snowballs? I love them and I never see them anywhere.

They are point free, right? Wink

Itsybitsyteenyweeneyyellowpolk · 14/10/2013 22:15

nicknameinvalid I was saving them for tonight's mini binge but haven't had much me time Hmm

Will have to devour for breakfast when dp is at work

DaleyBump · 14/10/2013 22:18

I got up at 2pm today although pregnancy insomnia is an arse and I didn't get to sleep until 5.30.

I've eaten 4 chocolate mousses today because they go off next week soon.

I dropped half a pepper I was using for DP's dinner on the floor, picked it up, picked off the hairs, chopped it up and stuck it in his omelette. Couldn't be arsed getting up to wash it.

I watched Jeremy Kyle.

thursdaysgirls · 14/10/2013 22:18

DH gets home from work at 3pm. Im a SAHM. Some days nearly every day I sit on my fat ass and marathon shows I dont even like secretly love Then spend 30 mins dashing around making it look like Im about halfway through jobs >.<

I do not most days let DDs have the remote so I can clean/eat in peace.

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 14/10/2013 22:24

I managed to put a basket of clothes in the washing machine. I put them in the basket afterwards. It's been 12 hours, and the basket of damp clothes is still on the hall chair. I told DP it's future washing, which is true, because by tomorrow it will smell.

I pretended to be making a mercy dash for chocolate for DP last night, when I was actually dying for an excuse for wine.

On Saturday night I let DS stay up late because DP & DD went up to bed stupidly early, and I couldn't be arsed to deal with the nightmare that is his bedtime.

SunshineSuperNova · 14/10/2013 22:26

I found a baggy of weed in the street yesterday. I'm going to make it into cookies or somesuch.

TheCrackFox · 14/10/2013 22:26

DH was getting on my nerves today so I made a big deal of suggesting he got some me time and treated himself to a couple of hours on the motorbike. I had the remote all to myself. Bliss.

WholeNutt · 14/10/2013 22:27

Itsybitsy I found the in the Waitrose crimbo aisle £2 for 2...be rude not to!

Mawgatron · 14/10/2013 22:30

I'm addicted to freeze pops, sometimes eating up to 4 a day. I am 30.

Mawgatron · 14/10/2013 22:32

And if my super clean freak husband pisses me off I brush my really long hair and sprinkle the hairs around the house.

I put my rubbish in other peoples bin as I am too lazy to walk all the way up the alley to ours.

TessTackle · 14/10/2013 22:35

I'm teasing my boyfriend for being "a fatty" and eating junk when I've eaten half a share box of maltesers and half a bag of haribo this evening Grin

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Salmotrutta · 14/10/2013 22:36

Naughty, naughty vipers!

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Juuhyt · 14/10/2013 22:39

I watched back to back episodes of Big Bang theory this afternoon and told dh I'd been busy all day Blush

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cardamomginger · 14/10/2013 22:42

I frequently lie to DH about how late DD and I lie in. I frequently under-report the true cost of clothes/shoes to DH. Sometimes I have been known to do the 'oh, this old thing? Surely you've seen this before?' routine.

I sometimes have crisps and chocolate for lunch if I am out and rushing, but I do try and have a fruit juice as well (yes I know it's just another sugar hit).

I'm also going to paint my 3-year old DD's nails pink tomorrow, because she likes Mummy's and she wants me to. (It's very pale and translucent, with flecks of gold and she's only getting one coat.)

cardamomginger · 14/10/2013 22:42

Herat - that's great!! Not the being ill part.

DaleyBump · 14/10/2013 22:43

Tess I do that all the time Grin I've actually just sat and squished his boobs. He's not even fat Grin

DaleyBump · 14/10/2013 22:44

heart Grin

TessTackle · 14/10/2013 22:47

Daley my fella has an amazing body, I'm just a bully Grin