To start a thread about "Naughty Things I have Done Recently" as an antidote to the not-very-nice-threads.

[Salmotrutta]

So:

I lied to DH on Saturday and said I got up at 8.00am when I really got up at 10.00am

I had cup-a-soup and tuna and mayonnaise sandwich paste on toast for lunch yesterday.

I also didn't get dressed until 12.00pm yesterday.

I left the laundry in the tumble dryer for two days as of today.

I'm going to hell aren't I?

even though I don't believe in hell

CherryLips, I'm using it to my advantage where possible

Teacher, my dh is very understanding and won't moan at me for smoking again.. He will sigh.. I hate the sigh.. The sigh makes me lots.. The sigh is enough to make me smoke more if I'm honest.

Yes.. I'm fairly sure lying that, that's why I started again in the first place..

I ate the last two slices of good fresh bread for dinner tonight (soup and toast sandwich) while husband gets the stale stuff from last week and he's worked really late to tonight.
I also did all my laundry and none of his.

I love Road Wars.

I am oversharing tonight.

I used to repeatedly cook microwave lasagne (the giant one) for my (ex)P.. And then hide the packaging in next doors bin so he thought I had done it from scratch! I made it properly a couple of times and the fucker complained it wasn't to my usual standard!

I usually read through threads on MN and wonder how I will ever measure up as a parent... This one gives me a lot of confidence that I'll be juuuuuuust fine

I need to stop posting on this thread, I suspect I'm not coming off as a winner

Nicknameinvalid, I can truly say I have learned something important today!

Yup.. That's it.. I'm the parent to measure yourself against if you have serious confidence issues it took years of therapy to get that lazy lol

I'm disappointed that IWishYouWould didn't leave the kids on the floor with no intention of moving them tonight. That really woke me up, so must have been the naughtiest thing on this thread. Not that the rest of you are not naughty, of course. Well done everyone.

Nickname: hilarious!!!

I've already started telling one year old ds that when the ice cream man plays his jingle, it's because he has run out of ice cream it's never too early to start that one, right?

I went back to bed after the school run and woke up at 11:27!

I like the lasagne from a packet one!

I may have accidentally also bought a new dress last week which I may pretend I've had for aaaages.

DH is quite gullible

So far today I have....
Made a jelly for DCs, eaten it, tried to make another one, didn't set in time. Did I fess up? Did I buggery, instead I stood at the fridge door loudly proclaiming the fridge is dead!
Used the "plug hole monster" to get ds2 out of the bath
Told hubby I was busy sorting out mount washmore, reality? I was on the sofa with a cup of tea watching real housewives!
I too can see childrens toys all over the front room, but am heavily involved with discovery investigation, I have invested 40 mins already
Mary poppins I ain't

I have eaten a pack of snowballs, 6 pieces of choc orange and 2 curly wurlys today and convinced myself I don't need to weight watcher point them because it's PMS related bingeing and shouldn't be discouraged. Then told the WW leader I hadn't used any weeklies or eaten badly. Yay me.

DS persuaded me to play chess, which he only barely knows the rules of. DD wanted to give him hints and I tried to persuade her not to. And when I was losing I said it was bedtime. In my defence it was bedtime, and then some, so you can add being an hour later than the Head's recommended lights out time to the list.

I told my office I had a very urgent meeting and went and got my nails done.
Ooh that's cathartic!

I'm glad I have cheered some people up tonight. I have been laughing at my self since I saw what I had posted. How my kids would love to be laid on the floor. Sadly I chose an afternoon nap over any cleaning today (or in the last erm....week) so it's likely to result in kiddie lint rollers .

Love these replies.

I didn't answer the landline because the caller ID showed it was my MIL, I then pretended to DH when he saw the missed call later that I hadn't heard it - I must have been hoovering.

I ate a really healthy dinner as I am on a diet but when my husband went to the gym at 8pm I snuggled on the sofa with a bar of galaxy.

(I then hid the wrapper so he is none the wiser)

When I was a stay at home mum (I swear the rest of the time I'm a reasonably functioning parent I used to pay someone to iron dh's shirts and then hang them up and pretend I had done it.

I got busted with that one tho when the bloody cow turned up late with the shirts and I had to pay her whilst dh stood behind me with a / look... It took MONTHS for me to live that one down.. (He still doesn't know just how many times I used her though thankfully he appreciates my devious unique spirit!

Spent all day today in my pj's and I haven't showered or brushed my teeth. I will only brush my teeth before bed.

Damn Im such an evil party animal

I think you may be an Evil Genius Nickname!!

You could probs take over the World.

I once had a garden firm, sounds posh but 'twas 2 old men, trim my bushes( don't be rude) and passed off to dh that I did it all myself.

he was impressed as I did a really good job.