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Original poster

To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

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SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 13:57

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

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DeepPurple · 09/09/2011 13:59

Why did he do that?

Callisto · 09/09/2011 13:59

???

NeverKnowinglyUnderDoug · 09/09/2011 14:00

Your DH actually wrote "sexydenim pisses everwhere"?

DontGoCurly · 09/09/2011 14:00

Cross!? That's grounds for divorce!

WTF was he thinking?

NeverKnowinglyUnderDoug · 09/09/2011 14:01

If you know his fb password, may I suggest that you post a status saying "After a lot of soul searching, I have decided to take the first step to becoming a woman, please support me."

Pancakeflipper · 09/09/2011 14:01

Do you?

TheControversialJessie · 09/09/2011 14:01

Please follow arrows below, to arrive at correct answer.

Well, do you?

If answer is yes, -->, why?
If answer is no --> Your husband is a bastard, leave him

MrSpoc · 09/09/2011 14:01

Ha ha thats great

SexualHarrassmentPandaPop · 09/09/2011 14:02

Reply 'yes I piss myself laughing wherever I'm stood when you undress because your penis is so comically small'.

But seriously in what context did he write that. And why?

Original poster
SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:03

Well I wee'd on him last night but I don't "piss everywhere". I'm really upset about it, god knows what people must think.

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StrandedBear · 09/09/2011 14:03

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GypsyMoth · 09/09/2011 14:04

Why would you do that??

Pancakeflipper · 09/09/2011 14:05

Why did you wee on him?

MrSpoc · 09/09/2011 14:05

Sexydenim I wouldnt worry, everyone would just think he is taking the piss. Did you get it, taking the piss ha ha

usualsuspect · 09/09/2011 14:05

Does he like a golden shower?

Callisto · 09/09/2011 14:06

This is a piss-take...

TheControversialJessie · 09/09/2011 14:06

You urinated on your husband?

Is this something beyond your control (medication, childbirth damage, etc) or down to factors within your control?

NeverKnowinglyUnderDoug · 09/09/2011 14:06

You wee'd on him?

Takitezee · 09/09/2011 14:06

I'm finding your relationship very difficult to understand.

  1. I would never piss on MrT, what a strange thing to do.
  1. He would never write anything derogatory about me on facebook.
RedRubyBlue · 09/09/2011 14:06

Gets whiteboard and markers pens ready to take notes.

SexualHarrassmentPandaPop · 09/09/2011 14:06

If he does like a golden shower I would withold my wee wee until he can learn a bit of discretion.

What did the status actually say.

Vicky2011 · 09/09/2011 14:06

Why on earth did you wee on him!!??

Not that I'm saying he should have put it on FB of course

TheLaineyWayIsEssex · 09/09/2011 14:07

It's only 2pm, please don't let this be anything to do with golden showers

Original poster
SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:07

Well it was an accident obviously, I don't just randomly piss on people for a laugh.

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pictish · 09/09/2011 14:07

Err.... Confused