Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Original poster

To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

232 replies

SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 13:57

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

OP posts:
FunnysInTheGarden · 09/09/2011 14:07

why did you wee on him?

pictish · 09/09/2011 14:07

Did you drink too much and wet the bed or sommat?

StrandedBear · 09/09/2011 14:08

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Psammead · 09/09/2011 14:08

There is no emoticon expressive enough for this thread.

Original poster
SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:08

The actual status said

"SexyDenim pisses everywhere, might hold off buying that new carpet until I can housetrain her"

So someone replied saying "wtf? lol"

then everyone else started going on about how gross I was.

OP posts:
ViviPru · 09/09/2011 14:08

OP please answer all those who've asked you to repeat what he actually wrote, how it was worded could be significant?

ViviPru · 09/09/2011 14:08

x post thanks op

ihatecbeebies · 09/09/2011 14:09

Pelvic floor exercises are your friend

Pancakeflipper · 09/09/2011 14:09

Have you seen a Dr about your lack of control? There are things to help you know.....

Psammead · 09/09/2011 14:09

How humiliating. What a jerk.

ThePerfectShitStorm · 09/09/2011 14:10

Post partum bladder control issues??

SexualHarrassmentPandaPop · 09/09/2011 14:10

OK not nice of him to publically humiliate you. I'm sure there's stuff you know about him that he'd rather wasn't public. Ask him how he would like you to post it on Facebook.

RedRubyBlue · 09/09/2011 14:10

Ahh. It is becoming clearer now.

[scribbles on board]

StrandedBear · 09/09/2011 14:10

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BluddyMoFo · 09/09/2011 14:11

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TheControversialJessie · 09/09/2011 14:11

(Lots of ) Someone(s) posted about their husband wetting the bed, and they were advised by other MNers to put it on facebook, as a disincentive.

ObiWan · 09/09/2011 14:12

Wow. I'm 30 odd with several children, and I've managed to get through my adult life without urinating on another person.

Lucky lucky me.

It does sound grim, and your DP does sound funny - in a Facebook appropriate kind of way.

RumpledTitSkin · 09/09/2011 14:12

I think I'm going to have the whole story before I can respond.

TheLaineyWayIsEssex · 09/09/2011 14:12

In that case OP YANBU
Wtf was he thinking sharing something like that with his friends. It was an accident, but understandably you don't want everyone knowing and commenting on it.
Have you asked him to remove it?

Original poster
SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:13

I was sat on his knee watching big brother and he dug me in the ribs all of a sudden and I jumped and a bit of wee came out. We settled back down again and then the rest came out. He didn't say much about it at the time apart from asking why I didn't go to toilet instead so I didn't think he'd still be going on about it today.

OP posts:
Original poster
SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:13

I have text him but he's at work.

OP posts:
HairyGrotter · 09/09/2011 14:14

I don't think his status was that bad considering you pissed on him

HairyGrotter · 09/09/2011 14:14

Why didn't you go to the toilet after have a little leak?

HairyGrotter · 09/09/2011 14:14

Gripping stuff btw

HairyGrotter · 09/09/2011 14:15

Calm down with the posts Hairy I hear thee cry