To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

[SexyDenim]

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

How bizarre.

I am having to physically uncross my eyes at this thread.

Confused.

Okay I shall refer back to my white board;

Watching BB with OP sitting on DH's lap.
DH prods OP in ribs.
OP wees a leetle bit then wees lots on DH.
DH posts on Facebook the details of the event.
OP annoyed as FB friends think she is smelly.
OP is not smelly as she had a shower.

Have I missed anything?

Well op has leather sofa so can be wiped , maybe dh should dress all in leather so he can be wiped too

You could draw a Venn diagram on your white board, Ruby. Living room in one circle, bathroom in the other circle, OP in the middle bit.

RedRuby you missed the part after the main wee when He didn't say much about it at the time apart from asking why I didn't go to toilet instead. Don't know about anyone else, but I know if I widdled all over Mr. VP and the sofa, there would be MUCH said about it, mainly along the lines of:

Him: OMfG I can't believe you just did that?!
Me: OMFFFFG I can't believe I just did that!!
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Me: Tell anyone and YOU DIE
Him: As if I would want anyone knowing my DP widdles on me? Get yourself in the shower woman. Where do we keep the disinfectant?

And all that would follow would be the odd in-joke between us in reference to the incident

But none of that would ever happen because a) If I sat on MR. VPs knees I'd break them and b) I can't imagine myself EVER doing a WHOLE WEE on anything other than a toilet or a Traveljohn. Apart from in my wee-dreams when I often find myself weeing in public toilets that turn out to be armchairs in waist high cubicles but that's another thread.

Okaaayyyy. [Gets different coloured markers]

Leather sofa
Sitting room
Bathroom

[This is because OP should not be allowed out of the house...]

Denim
Husband currently at work
Was not watching Berenstein Bears
Dislike of 'sister'

This is coming together nicely.

It's all about boundaries isn't it? Today she pisses on him - how long before he looks like a comfortable venue for a big shiny dump?

tsk, "OP pissing in the middle bit"

How do you piss on a facebook status?

I don't know much about fb but is pissing on it the opposite of Like?

Given the randomness of some of the OP's responses, I'm beginning to wonder if we are participating in a Turing Test!

ViviPru You've very funny. I am chucking at my desk.

*chuckling

Ha ha, I'm really laughing now...

I want to know what happened after the TV went off. This whole detail about the DH wanting to shower on his own but the OP getting there first. It's a clue.

:) I'm really very solemn in RL

ThePerfectShitStorm - what a superb nickname!

With you perfect. I'm utterly gripped.

Vivipru look on the site below under "house" for toilet dreams. It's fascinating stuff.

www.dreammoods.com/dreaminformation/dreamtheory/jung.htm

I am poised here. Just poised and waiting. Like a coiled spring for the next instalment.

< The mind boggles >

Actually, I reckon Freud would have a good time with the OP, it was all about bodily functions for him.

Back at you, Bats

Arf at RedRuby's whiteboard and Venn diagrams.

OP, have you had any more little accidents in the last few minutes?

The most unreasonable thing about all this is that you were watching big brother in the first place

Gosh, that's fascinating, perfect, and so very specific to my reoccurring dream... But then who doesn't have enough privacy/has problems letting go of old emotions?!

I'm inclined to think that more prosaically, my wee-dreams are just my subconscious' way of ensuring I don't accidentally go and do a sexydenim in bed.

Batsupmenightie!!