To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

[SexyDenim]

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

:D @ HairyGrotter's stream of conscious

Is there a reason you didn't go to the toilet? Did you not know the rest was coming? Medical issue I presume?

Um. Weird thread.

Why did you not go and clean up after a little bit of wee came out?

And do you normally have bladder control issues? Cause you should maybe see a doc about that.

Fascinating.

It was cold and I didn't think he'd be that bothered because we were going to get a shower after BB anyway.

You obviously have a little bladder weakness OP. Get yourself to the docs and tell your husband that he'd better correct the 'joke' he put on FB and if he makes any of your medical details public again you will make public every embarrassing and humiliating thing about him on FB and also send it to his place of work and all family members.

That's what I'd do but I am evil.

is no-one else slightly struggling to picture themselves sitting on their OH's knee to watch a programme? (I have a Keith & Orville-esque mental image with Mine & DPs faces superimposed)

What are his thoughts on chicken dinners btw?

A golden shower?

I see. I get you OP...I'm bored today as well.

Sexy the nature of the thread plus the drip feeding may make SOME people think you're not being serious.

So you knew you were doing it and didn't mind at the time (because if you did you'd have gone to the loo)? That's bizarre. I'd be mortified. Both by my behaviour and by his FB post.

Priceless!

Really? 3 pages of this? It isn't even funny

LOL at 'drip feeding'.

So, you pissed on his knee, then pissed on the sofa?

Are you a cat or dog? I'm going with Parrot

This drip pissing feeding is most annoying.

TBH, if you couldn't be bothered to go to the loo and just sat there and pissed on him, I'm not really sure my sympathies lie with you.

There's a whole section of porn about peeing in denim.
Just sayin'
Also can people please stop using the phrase 'drip feed' on this thread. It only conjures up images of unpleasantness. tia.

Ah yes. The temperature. Did it work? Warm him up, I mean? I knew people pissed in wetsuits to warm themselves up, but it never occurred to me to use my piss to warm someone else up. I would suggest putting the heating on a timer instead, less messy IME

xposted with you there, Panda

I am torn between -

OP, how awful for you

and

baaahahahahahahhahaha

Sorry, hth.

O M G. Ugh, what about the seat your dh was on, it must be stinking.

God I really think my dh would disown me if I did such a thing. (unless an illness of course).

Why do none of my Facebook friends have such entertaining imaginary lives???

So you don't actually piss on his Facebook status updates?

I have been tempted many times wrt Facebook but I am aware that it may break the computer.