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Original poster

To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

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SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 13:57

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

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BarbaraWoodlouse · 09/09/2011 14:26

TBH if it was a choice between Big Brother and being pissed on I'd probably go for the latter.

AuntieMonica · 09/09/2011 14:27

have you posted here, OP

onehellofaride · 09/09/2011 14:27

IF this is true I do feel sorry for you BUT why would you be so casual about it?! surely no one thinks it's normal to just sit and wee on their DH!

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SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:28

What's the problem if we were getting a shower afterwards? It's only urine, it won't kill him.

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SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:29

The sofa is leather so easy to clean.

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Icelollycraving · 09/09/2011 14:29

Vivipru,your last comment made me actually truly laugh!
I was also thinking I can't imagine perching on dh lap to watch tv.
Op,tena lady is your friend,particularly if you are happy to wait until you have a shower to get rid of your pissy pants. Grim.

Fimbo · 09/09/2011 14:29

You are disgusting and you know it. What about the sofa?

HairyGrotter · 09/09/2011 14:30

No, it may not kill him, but it'd certainly kill ones libido surely?

missmogwi · 09/09/2011 14:30

What the chuff is this madness? Grin

schroeder · 09/09/2011 14:30

Orville the duck Grin

Fimbo · 09/09/2011 14:30

Surely if the sofa is leather, the urine must have been floating around on top whilst you two sat on it? Uggghhh I have shivers down my spine.

SuePurblybilt · 09/09/2011 14:31

You really want someone to ask about you showering together, don't you?

BarbaraWoodlouse · 09/09/2011 14:31

The fact that you are totally unbothered about the pissing makes me feel that HWNBU in posting the facebook update. HTH

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SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:31

Well I don't have OCD.

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SexualHarrassmentPandaPop · 09/09/2011 14:31

Well it won't KILL me or anyone else if I constantly shit and piss myself all day long but in civilised society we tend to toilet train as toddlers and then use the toilet from then on wherever possible.

BarbaraWoodlouse · 09/09/2011 14:31

Yep, Sue. Golden showers presumably.... Hmm

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SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:32

Well no because we didn't get a shower in the end because DH wanted to get one by himself. I got in first though.

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ihatecbeebies · 09/09/2011 14:33

Maybe you should change your name OP, there's nothing sexy about pissing on your DH.

Flowerista · 09/09/2011 14:33

OP if there's any chance you know me in RL and I truly fucking hope NOT please don't invite me round. Ta muchly x

ROFL @ Vivi

TheControversialJessie · 09/09/2011 14:34

It was cold and I didn't think he'd be that bothered because we were going to get a shower after BB anyway.

Right, so you were blase and thought it didn't matter, so you couldn't be bothered to go the toilet.

Facebook humiliation entirely justified.

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoCunt · 09/09/2011 14:34

Is it boring now the kids are back at school?

MrSpoc · 09/09/2011 14:34

now this is a real piss take.

Proudnscary · 09/09/2011 14:34

Keggels

ThePerfectShitStorm · 09/09/2011 14:35

Did you take a crap in the shower, OP? Is this where it's leading?

LadyOfTheManor · 09/09/2011 14:35

So you pissed on your dh, then pissed on him some more and you are wondering why people think you are dirty?

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