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Original poster

To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

232 replies

SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 13:57

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

OP posts:
Stormwater · 09/09/2011 14:35

Does one 'get' a shower? I always 'have' a shower.

usualsuspect · 09/09/2011 14:36

You could have waited and pissed in the shower

Original poster
SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:36

Course I didn't poo in the shower, that's gross.
There was a thread on here not too long ago about people weeing in their showers so don't go acting all prim and proper now.

OP posts:
AuntieMonica · 09/09/2011 14:36

Grin @ usual

HairyGrotter · 09/09/2011 14:37

I can see why he didn't want to shower with you, seems thats the sign of the end, dollface

AuntieMonica · 09/09/2011 14:37

come on OP, you really think pissing on the sofa isn't a big deal?

BarbaraWoodlouse · 09/09/2011 14:38

One can "take" a shower Stormwater (appropriate name there!)

But I think one has to be in an American Rom Com.

ThePerfectShitStorm · 09/09/2011 14:39

Right. Pooing on inanimate object = gross.
Pissing on unsuspecting human being out of sheer laziness = perfectly acceptable behaviour.
I'm enjoying your work here, OP Grin

juneybean · 09/09/2011 14:39

What the actual fuck?

HPonEverything · 09/09/2011 14:40

Are your floors tiled too?

Original poster
SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:42

He wasn't watching the Berenstain Bears as Sister annoys him.

OP posts:
Fimbo · 09/09/2011 14:43

I think he is actually trying to say something to you by putting it on his facebook.

Fleurdebleurgh · 09/09/2011 14:43

highfive @ your DH. You revolting specimin of womanhood.

ThePerfectShitStorm · 09/09/2011 14:44

So at the end of Big Brother, what happened? Did you clean the sofa? Did you offer to wash your Dh's clothes. Or did you just race to the shower and leave him to clean up. Did anyone clean up or have you just left it to air dry? Come on, we need more details.

ViviPru · 09/09/2011 14:45

go on... flex your shortcut keys, OP, and copy a couple of the FB replies onto here - this really is lightening the Friday afternoon load....

onehellofaride · 09/09/2011 14:45

Denim and is that usually on at the same time as big brother?

ThePerfectShitStorm · 09/09/2011 14:46

I think he is actually trying to say something to you by putting it on his facebook.

"Does anyone know a good divorce lawyer?", perhaps?

Moominsarescary · 09/09/2011 14:48

I started of feeling sorry for you having maybe accidentally pissed on dh/ giving dh golden shower and him telling everyone

Now I just think your taking the piss....

Original poster
SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 14:50

Actually DH took the piss, I just gave it.

but no seriously, I don't have a personality disorder.

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BluddyMoFo · 09/09/2011 14:52

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TheControversialJessie · 09/09/2011 14:54

You thought it was okay to urinate on him if he was going to have a shower that evening?!

I blame the parents.

TheVermiciousKnid · 09/09/2011 14:56

I suppose if you live under a bridge it doesn't matter where you pee... Wink

WoofToYouTooLady · 09/09/2011 14:58

YABU to think that denim and sexy go together

HTH

BerryLellow · 09/09/2011 15:01

Does your DP leave shitty cotton buds around the house?

No? YABU
Yes? YANBU

Moominsarescary · 09/09/2011 15:02

What do personality disorders have to do with pissing on someone?