To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

[SexyDenim]

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

oh yes, she refused to paint the wall cos he threw the wine

Shart - - yeah - I nearly sharted myself in Waitrose the other day! The result of eating four green pears, two nectarines and a sandwich made from Hovis Seed Sensations. Trust me - eat that bread with caution! Anyway - made it out leaving only a fug of epic and toxic proportions behind me and just got home in time!

"Seed Sensations". Sounds like what happen when you don't use a condom.

Where the fuckity fuck is the OP?

and again.

Moominsarescary, I've got to ask, fanny flannel?! How did that come up?

I can't realy remember, was working in a nursing home at the time and we had different coloured flannels for washing the top half of the body and the bottom so think it came up in general flannel conversation.

Do think she should have put it somewhere her son wouldn't use it though

Thank you for clarifying that, I was intrigued