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To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

232 replies

SexyDenim · 09/09/2011 13:57

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

OP posts:
ViviPru · 09/09/2011 16:56

Fimbo just LOVING how you've thought the mechanics of the scenario through to their practical nth degree. As indeed have I.

Moominsarescary · 09/09/2011 16:58

Shart, love it, I've never done a shart

I've got a friend who has a fanny flannel that she keeps in the bathroom, she forgot to tell her ds 14 not to use it

TheVermiciousKnid · 09/09/2011 16:58

"Yes, TVK, just for today and in keeping with the spirit of this thread, I AM your husband."

Excellent. Please buy a loaf of bread on the home, dear.

What do you mean, 'just for today'? Are we getting divorced?

ViviPru · 09/09/2011 16:59

only if you wee on me on the sofa, TVK

TheRhubarb · 09/09/2011 17:03

Whilst you're there could you do a shart on me dear, I'm feeling a bit too clean.

TheVermiciousKnid · 09/09/2011 17:05

Don't worry, I've got no intention of weeing on you on the sofa. Or anywhere else. :)

ThePerfectShitStorm · 09/09/2011 17:06

Ruby needs to populate the Venn, Denim. So can you please elaborate on your tale? Ruby's felt tips will be drying out at this rate.

In the left hand circle is the living room. We have some details here. The right hand circle is the bathroom. More details please, to fill in this circle. We need the shower info.

You are in the middle cross section taking a piss. Whereabouts is the bear?

ThePerfectShitStorm · 09/09/2011 17:07

Is Adam one of your friends? Are we supposed to Adam and Eve this?

giyadas · 09/09/2011 17:09

did you ask Sharon the slag what she thought?

ViviPru · 09/09/2011 17:11

sexydenim is busy ripping up the invoice I sent her to compensate for my loss of earnings this afternoon after becoming sucked into this vacuum of ridiculousness.

ThePerfectShitStorm · 09/09/2011 17:12

This on Sister Bear from Bernstein bears site:

Sister Bear Is a bundle of energy. A whirling hubbub. Her favorite color is pink, and her favorite doll is her Bearbie. Her life's ambition is to jump rope to 1,000. She is all girl but sometimes just one of the guys.

Are you are a she-man wanting to get 1000 posts on a thread?

MrsSatsuma · 09/09/2011 17:15

Confused. What's the link between Sister, weeing, cold, and BB??

HeifferunderConstruction · 09/09/2011 17:15

LOL its okay ViviPru

MadameOvary · 09/09/2011 17:19

Arf at "I would never humiliate Dh like that"
I think you possibly did
Note he didnt say you wee'd on him

droves · 09/09/2011 17:24

There are some very strange persons living out there in cyberville.

Confused
scarlettsmummy2 · 09/09/2011 17:29

my first thought was this must be a wind up, but now I just think there really our lots of people with psychological issues out there. It really is quite worrying.

Moominsarescary · 09/09/2011 17:29

Where is the op? Do you think she's having a shite on dh in revenge

AWimbaWay · 09/09/2011 17:55

This reminds me of the red wine on the walls thread, loved that thread. But that was wine, this is wee, not loving this quite so much.

giyadas · 09/09/2011 18:05

AWimbaWay - I thought that too. Adam made an appearance then, iirc.
Am avidly waiting for the slag Sharon's views on the matter.

mo3d · 09/09/2011 18:13

denim I don't know if it was your intention to make everyone laugh, but thanks, I really needed that! Grin

WoofToYouTooLady · 09/09/2011 18:17

oh hang on

is it Lola? she was another troll with a wee fetish

FagAshLill · 09/09/2011 18:19

At least this thread is going down the pan.

Hullygully · 09/09/2011 18:22

Ah yes.

Sharon the slag.

Wasn't there someone in a shop or something too? Or a market stall?

giyadas · 09/09/2011 18:25

that was Adam and the bag of fruit and veg, wasn't it? I'm a bit hazy on the details.

AmazingBouncingFerret · 09/09/2011 18:37

Did you ever get the stain out of the carpet? Or was it the wall? I can't remember now...