I fucking swear people are doing this on MN deliberately just to piss me off now

[ApocalypseCheeseToastie]

The word is LITTLE, you inbred fucker, yes YOU, sat at your pc right now.

Little, means small, and is spelt L.I.T.T.L.E, not fucking lil, LIL is not a word and means fuck all. Here is a definition of the word little for those who are unaware www.google.com/dictionary?langpair=en|en&q=little&hl=en&aq=f

Bloody people slaughtering the English language, I know the type, you say 'hun' repeatedly and I would put money on you lot not punctuating your fucking text messages nor do you use actual words.

What is the bloody point in it all ? can somebody please enlighten me ?

They're out to get you Apolcalyps - they have a plan [taps nose]

Awh hun have a {{hug}}

But my Lil one is so cute hun

HUGZ

And I so spelt your name wrong

Am with you there, or liccle Aaaaaaaah

How about ickle?

Half term is over now. Haven't all the trolls gone back to school yet?

Don't fucking start me on liccle, I managed to block that for a while.

It's not bloody funny, i'm in real distress here

Are you a lil pissed off?
I know what you mean, I have a similar issues with 'I'
ITS A CAPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its not 'i love MN' the correct way is 'I love MN'

But my bubbsie wubbsie likes if I calls her ickle hunny bunny wunny woos

Apocalypse you make me hungry

Are you a lil bit annoyed perchance?

This has made snort with laughter.

I think there should at least be an apostrophe.

Ahem, my auntie Lil would take issue with your comment.

However yanbu. Particularly when used in the form "lil guy".

It's a generational thing (to which Trillian is the freak exception who proves the rule). The young can neither spell nor punctuate. It's not their fault but is still bloody annoying and makes me immediately discount what may in fact be valid arguments

It's, Chipsy... [Wink]

Can i interest you in a weenie as in

I luv my likkle weenie puppie wuppie.

I think there are a few MNs on here who speak in fake cute voices with put on lisps.

Awwww poor lil cheesie

Do you really punctuate your text messages though? I cba through pure laziness tbh but I do have good grades in English and I dont think I use hun..... Prepares to be proved wrong

I mean i'm quite laid back, most things past me by if i'm honest, I can ignore 'lol', I accept lack of paragraphs, I couldn't care less about misspelt words but fucking about using non words and text speak just to piss me off is a step too far

I agree with you OP. Presumably though its half term as I cannot envisage a grown adult who would deliberately write like this!

I think you may be being a likkle itchy so have some hugz

I bet if lil were handwritten it would have a circle above the i.

Or maybe even a lil heart