I fucking swear people are doing this on MN deliberately just to piss me off now

[ApocalypseCheeseToastie]

The word is LITTLE, you inbred fucker, yes YOU, sat at your pc right now.

Little, means small, and is spelt L.I.T.T.L.E, not fucking lil, LIL is not a word and means fuck all. Here is a definition of the word little for those who are unaware www.google.com/dictionary?langpair=en|en&q=little&hl=en&aq=f

Bloody people slaughtering the English language, I know the type, you say 'hun' repeatedly and I would put money on you lot not punctuating your fucking text messages nor do you use actual words.

What is the bloody point in it all ? can somebody please enlighten me ?

Where is this gin lounge of which you speak ? Do they serve rum ?

Aaaaw sweeeets don let it get ye down, innit mate.

I have said lickle twice this week on MN. I know. I KNOW. Fucking unforgivable.

Cheese have a LIL hug

Gin Lounge. Gin Lounge.

Bupcakes I am so very jealous.

I might have some contraband Sailor Jerry's underneath my chaise...let me just see... Ooh! A bong!

I'm rather partial to a jug or too of Morgans Spiced I admit.

This business pisses me off.

MN not a word either it just makes it abit more easy... :)

Everyone is welcome in Chaos's Island of Contentment.

Although I was hoping that Tubular Balls would have put of the less hardy.

Not very impressed with buppy setting up a rival destination with her Palace Of Iniquitousness.

[fumescent]

It makes me want to take a machine gun and randomly open fire

Couldn't have put it better myself bupcakes

Talking of bongs Bup, a bar has just opened down the road with me with the BIGGEST fucking bongs I have ever seen on all the tables outside. Have you had a hand in this I wonder?

Chaos Tubular Bells reminds me of my childhood, so it would be marvellous to be on your Island.

Morgans spiced makes an excellent spiced mojito

I was right with you waving pointy things on the barracades until I found Bum-Face Twat-Boy Clerkson was there too so now I'm off in the happy place with Mr. Depp in his pirate hat and a bucket of Old Spiced ...

Personally I save all my hate and loathing for non-capitalised Is, but my capslocks knackered due to some little sod pouring hot chocolate onto the keyboard so i keep perpetrating the foul things myself ...

Where is this place of wonder, Rock? I must be taken there immediately!

The first line of StayFrosty's post has got me laughing like a demented hyena.

I want a Gin Lounge. Only elderly and literate drunkards sophisticates will be admitted. There will be quality snacks and flattering lighting.

About a 5 minute walk from me. And they definitely were NOT smoking apple shite . Got the munchies just walking past. I tell you Bup, when we have our imaginary get together at mine, you'll struggle to get your flight back.

Rum and Mr Depp in pirate hat.

Yes I think that does beat gin and flattering lighting, but only as long as there are no young and beautiful things to make me feel bad (and yes they would make me feel bad, no matter how illiterate they were).

It's called Tonic. Could sit quite nicely with the Gin Lounge.

lifes too short to be pissed off over other peoples text. really.

Ask Li'l Abner for englightenment, Apocolypse.

A 'bong', bupcakes? Was that the sound of a spring going in your chaise?